When are you putting up your Christmas Tree?

[Yermon]

The problem there is you wouldn’t know what three headed monster would be dropped in your driveway at the beginning of December.

Repeat business - it's in nobody's best interest to deliver an obviously inferior product.

Put fliers through doors on a number of estates offering 5, 6, and 7 foot trees. Do a deal with the tree-growers for premium trees for the requisite sizes.

Guarantee the trees delivery last week November/first week in December. Return in second/third weeks of January and bring them to local council site.

Charge a premium for delivery and collection over and above the cost of the trees which you've bought in bulk at presumably a reduced rate

Job's a goodun.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Remember the time when Microsoft Windows Developer Edition used to come as compact disks in a black book covering?

A CD for every language.

We made a very nice Christmas tree with them.

Visual C++.

The most invisible and unhelpful IDE on the planet.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Welcome.

Create a new file.

Create a directory.

Create a Project. Please choose a directory.


Ffs.


Go on.

Does this project require a Makefile.

Well....yes.


What Operating system?


Are you pulling the piss right now.



Hey... Who has got the Delphi CD.


Third branch on the left.

 

[Henrys Fonda]

I think you have a very good business idea there. I'd pay a premium to have one delivered to my house and collected in early January.

A good business idea based on one month work?
Reason 567876 why not to vote SF.

 

[Two Pour Bore]

A good business idea based on one month work?
Reason 567876 why not to vote SF.

Side hustles are the way of the modern world.

My self-help book 'The Grindset Mindset; Out-Bezos the Bozos,' outsold Greedy's Sky installation manual by orders of magnitude.

 

[Yermon]

A good business idea based on one month work?
Reason 567876 why not to vote SF.

Yet another dopey post by Thready.

Nobody suggested it be an effort at year long employment you complete and utter dafty. It would be a seasonal job. There are plenty of such jobs to be done. Though someone like you can't see beyond the end of his nose

 

[markyboy]

 

[sigourney's knickers]

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That is brilliant!!!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Is that a fuckin branch?


Lol!!!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Oh dear God... My sides.