What's the longest fart you ever let rip?

[Hurricane Sterling]

For me was about a good 9 seconds. Only happened once though and I have no proof. I can let off good ones that get to around the 5 second mark when I am on form but have never come near the 9 seconds again. That was special.

 

[Con Merchant]

you need to have really strong arse muscles to make one last 9 seconds
or maybe weak ones

 

[Super Billy Davies]

About 5-7 seconds.

I also like to put my finger by my ass when farting to get the best smell of the sweet aroma. :bday:

 

[Heraldo]

Around 8-9 seconds for me, a nice dry fart!

 

[beck]

Probably one time I had bad stomach trouble must have lasted 15 seconds

 

[pubwithnobeer]

Who times their farts?

 

[spikeaddict]

Only know I was once at a removal and had to hold one for ages. Got into car outside funeral home and let it out slowly. Went on for ages. Couldn't stop laughing and also couldn't give anyone a spin

 

[gaffer falls]

I once let go a shart walking through the Merchant's Quay shopping centre

 

[Perry_Mace_On]

I once had to lay on my back for a few days due to an accident. It was about five days, actually. At the end of the fifth day, I needed to turn over, just for a change of scene, and... God Almighty, the shtank stoirm that came roaring out of my mangina was fit to strip the paint off Heaven's gate. It was a serpentine hot air incident, a genuine black swan event.

A good fifteen seconds. It must have been lurking inside my dark places, seething, praying for an opportunity to escape.

And trust me, kittens: It escaped with gusto!

Me gusta!

 

[Drunken Paddy]

I don't really fart.

I tried it once but didn't like it