Whats a bad thing you’re done?

[gaffer falls]

Start with Butrevant and Charleville for a bypass or just build the fucking motorway ffs

 

[Northcorkman]

Used to listen to music in class on my portable radio.

there’s a small detail here that makes this story total bullshit.

you went to work at 7.00 after letting the hot water run off but you heard him shouting in the hall after he took his religiously religiously important shows at 8.00.

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Maybe I heard him once or twice on the days I didn’t go to work and was on a day off but I still get up early. I didn’t say everyday I heard did I. More importantly Maybe I also don’t give a shit whether you believe me or not

 

[dukeroyale]

Maybe I heard him once or twice on the days I didn’t go to work and was on a day off but I still get up early. I didn’t say everyday I heard did I. More importantly Maybe I also don’t give a shit whether you believe me or not

settle down and take the pwn, m8.

 

[Matlock]

An upside of this thread getting bumped is that I finally went to the attic and got the bunny.

Now I just need to hide it somewhere and convince her that she just didn't search hard enough...

 

[El Guapo]

An upside of this thread getting bumped is that I finally went to the attic and got the bunny.

Now I just need to hide it somewhere and convince her that she just didn't search hard enough...

 

[Bandon Langer]

An upside of this thread getting bumped is that I finally went to the attic and got the bunny.

Now I just need to hide it somewhere and convince her that she just didn't search hard enough...

 

[gaffer falls]

Tell her he went on his holidays

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Hang, on, you murdered a Monkey?

He ate all my fags like

 

[Northcorkman]

settle down and take the pwn, m8.

Wtf is a pwn

 

[Northcorkman]

There was a neighbour that had this manky evil cat that would come into peoples houses and shit on their beds.

When you then tried to shoo him out he'd bend his back and hiss away at at you in a menacing and wild manner.

Neighbours constantly complained to his owner but he'd refuse to take any action and continued to let him out.

One day I was coming home and he was sitting in the gateway of my drive and refused to move as I was driving in.

Drove slowly towards him to see how committed he was to his game of chicken and at the very last moment he sprinted out onto the road.

Unfortunately for him another neighbour was also coming home at the exact same time with his articulated lorry and the poor bastard got squashed flat.

Watching his crying owner scrape his flattened remains and guts off the road with a shovel wasn't a great feeling to be honest and gave me no pleasure at all.

Similar situation happened to my mother where she had an issue with this cat shitting on her flower beds. She normally chased it and it would dart off but one day she chased it and went to one of the back neighbors who had one of those Vicious highland terrier dogs that ripped it to pieces she saw the whole thing through the fence.