Whats a bad thing you’re done?

[Northcorkman]

Many moons ago I lived and shared a house in Dublin with 3 to 5 strangers. There was one guy who I absolutely hated and he was a dick. I used to go to work at 7 so I would be first up and I had a ensuite in my room so after I showered I would leave the hot water tap on till it went cold. He would take a shower in the main bathroom religiously around 8 ish and it would be ice cold and I would hear him shouting and cussing throw the hall. I did way worse but I leave it at that. I did that too for a solid 6 months in a row.

The owner lived next door so I one day I heard him complaining that somebody was using the hot water etc. she said she would check in morning so that morning I didn’t do a thing and the water was piping hot. She called him a gobsite or something was hilarious.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

This is my favourite thread.
#rubs hands in glee

 

[Krok]

Back in my twenties when I worked in a cinema I once had to kick out two guys who were smoking, drinking and just generally being inconsiderate pricks naturally they gave me some abuse and while they were getting their coats and bags I noticed one of them dropped some cash, I kept my mouth shut and then at the end of the movie I went back and pocketed just over €300

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I was out in Belize a few years ago, and had picked up 200 John Player Blue in Duty Free on the way over.

I was out one night and when I got back there was a little monkey in the room, and the fucker had eaten all my fags. 200 Duty free ffs.

So I picked him up by the tail and fucked him into the sea.

I saw it hit a rock on the way in so it probably didn't notice too much.

200 John Player Blue like, the little prick

 

[Warm Leatherette]

When I was about 12 scared the shite out of Aunts husband with a big rubber jokeshop Tarantula in the knowlege that he suffers from Arachnophobia. Hes about 6 foot 3 and banged his head rushing out of the living room in a panic.

 

[rebel without a caus]

Many moons ago I lived and shared a house in Dublin with 3 to 5 strangers. There was one guy who I absolutely hated and he was a dick. I used to go to work at 7 so I would be first up and I had a ensuite in my room so after I showered I would leave the hot water tap on till it went cold. He would take a shower in the main bathroom religiously around 8 ish and it would be ice cold and I would hear him shouting and cussing throw the hall. I did way worse but I leave it at that. I did that too for a solid 6 months in a row.

The owner lived next door so I one day I heard him complaining that somebody was using the hot water etc. she said she would check in morning so that morning I didn’t do a thing and the water was piping hot. She called him a gobsite or something was hilarious.

You sound like a complete asshole tbh.

 

[Northcorkman]

Just to give more light on the individual that got some cold showers courtesy of me he was caught trying to spying a German female house mate having a shower through the wooden shutters as the shower was a converted room in landing and was eventually asked to leave. So rebelwithoutaclue please mind your p and q s as you have often have been advised to many times on this site.

 

[King Silkbeard]

Used to listen to music in class on my portable radio.

 

[jams]

broke a toy playing with it on Christmas eve.
it was for my small brother.
didn't sleep for the night.
convinced my small brother he'd broken it the following morning - but that this wasn't a problem.
and, even though it wasn't a problem - he shouldn't tell the parernts about it.
40 years ago - still carry the guilt.

 

[Bennyton]

Both Fermoy and Clon are shitholes. I’ll be in Fermoy for another year at most.

Fermoy could be paved with gold, its the people living there who suck tbh, lots of smalltown brain going on there, same in mitchelstown tbh.

Besides the goth/alternative people there, I find them hilarious, dressed up like Avril Lavigne but sounding like a fella from Killinaskully.

Lots of the towns in West Cork are lovely now, they've had investment, and theres local pride, etc.

Mallow, Mitchelstown, Fermoy all look fairly fucked, to be honest, they could do with some serious investment, even a decent sports center in each town would make a big difference.