Whats a bad thing you’re done?

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

GowlY is hands down the edgiest one. BoppY is a good boy I reckon

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I'm "helping" my daughter to look for a teddy bear that I know full well I put in the attic. I keep forgetting to go and get it though

Is that the same wee mite whose Easter eggs you scoffed that time

 

[Matlock]

Is that the same wee mite whose Easter eggs you scoffed that time

Yup, and i'd do it again ;-)

 

[Apollo Creed]

Yup, and i'd do it again ;-)

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I went completely celebate for over 6 months. Wouldn't advise it tbh.

 

[King Silkbeard]

I went completely celebate for over 6 months. Wouldn't advise it tbh.

Heartbreaker.

 

[fed up]

There was a neighbour that had this manky evil cat that would come into peoples houses and shit on their beds.

When you then tried to shoo him out he'd bend his back and hiss away at at you in a menacing and wild manner.

Neighbours constantly complained to his owner but he'd refuse to take any action and continued to let him out.

One day I was coming home and he was sitting in the gateway of my drive and refused to move as I was driving in.

Drove slowly towards him to see how committed he was to his game of chicken and at the very last moment he sprinted out onto the road.

Unfortunately for him another neighbour was also coming home at the exact same time with his articulated lorry and the poor bastard got squashed flat.

Watching his crying owner scrape his flattened remains and guts off the road with a shovel wasn't a great feeling to be honest and gave me no pleasure at all.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

There was a neighbour that had this manky evil cat that would come into peoples houses and shit on their beds.

When you then tried to shoo him out he'd bend his back and hiss away at at you in a menacing and wild manner.

Neighbours constantly complained to his owner but he'd refuse to take any action and continued to let him out.

One day I was coming home and he was sitting in the gateway of my drive and refused to move as I was driving in.

Drove slowly towards him to see how committed he was to his game of chicken and at the very last moment he sprinted out onto the road.

Unfortunately for him another neighbour was also coming home at the exact same time with his articulated lorry and the poor bastard got squashed flat.

Watching his crying owner scrape his flattened remains and guts off the road with a shovel wasn't a great feeling to be honest and gave me no pleasure at all.

Dark but honest.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I did terrible things over the years but quite some time ago. I'm wondering am I karmically paying for it now legs wise

 

[leesider]

When we were kids we weren’t a fan of my aunt who’s a nun. She’d come back every summer from the uk where she was based, and used to stay with us for a few nights. I was around 6 and she was pissing me off so I put her hand over my mouth and told her to fuck off…….because obviously no one can hear what you’re saying when you do that!!