Once upon a time a very honest developer said shag this if we say its Wilton we might sell more. Go forth and build houses on Togher land and sell calling it Wilton. And so they came and bought in all previously never witnessed levels of snobbery to look down on their neighbours.
Fast forward 40 years and the uneducated are in deep horrified shock at the thought that all along they have been cutting Togher Grass, cleaning Togher roads, Talking to other Togher folk, and dear christ almighty heaven forbid "Raising Togher Kids!!!!".
I have witnessed huddled groups of housewives at corners in Elmvale , Elm Park weeping , consoling each other, stories of estate agents revealing 80.000 wiped off some properties, Mary (not her real name) From Elm Park has said how am I going to tell Tom when he gets back from the Deanrock bar Togher tonight, Or the twins when they get in from Togher school, too upset to talk further, Mary ran down to Togher church to say a prayer to wish she was not from Togher.
Reports of Trumpism among the protesters and a Large Quantity of Brick ordered from Cork Builders Togher are yet to be confirmed.
Who needs a Brexit When you have a Wexit
