Weekend at Bernie's comes to Carlow

[TarboxBob]

Not his son,it turns out that voice message was wrong, but was well known to the intended victim. Still a horror of a situation.

https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-40791144.html


Siggy would you have a "c" for sale, I'm stuck for 1.

 

[Warm Leatherette]

One of them is his nephew, who not surprisingly is a thieving, lying fuck with the IQ of a turnip.

Man who took uncle's corpse to post office for pension 'didn't know he was dead'

A member of staff at a Post Office in Ireland contacted the police when Declan Haughney propped his dead uncle Peadar Doyle up against the counter - but speaking for the first time about the macabre incident Declan insists 'he's not an eejit'

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

These things happen

 

[Happyhonkaman]

These things happen

you'd hardly know if a fella was dead or just moving slowly.. I'm sure it was all just a big mix up


Its like something out of a Pat Shortt sketch, except to far fetched

 

[Warm Leatherette]

you'd hardly know if a fella was dead or just moving slowly.. I'm sure it was all just a big mix up


Its like something out of a Pat Shortt sketch, except to far fetched

All hes missing is the I shot JR t-shirt.

 

[markyboy]

Tried and trusted “I’m not cuckoo” defence

I wonder what time they’ll have him on The Late Late? At the start of towards the end?

He said: “Why would I want to rob my uncle? I’m 40 years of age yeah, I’m not a child, I’m not a young fella. I’m not an eejit to walk into Hoseys with a dead man and collect his money. Am I cuckoo? Am I cuckoo? I’m not.”

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I for one welcome our new poster. Good citizen.

 

[TarboxBob]

Tried and trusted “I’m not cuckoo” defence

I wonder what time they’ll have him on The Late Late? At the start of towards the end?

He said: “Why would I want to rob my uncle? I’m 40 years of age yeah, I’m not a child, I’m not a young fella. I’m not an eejit to walk into Hoseys with a dead man and collect his money. Am I cuckoo? Am I cuckoo? I’m not.”

You are, you did and you failed, but for the weekend that's in it "Two out of three ain't Bad."

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

2 years for one of them 18 months for the other scrote.

Two men jailed over deception at Carlow post office

Two men have been sentenced to two years and 18 months in prison after the attempted deception of a post office worker involving the pension of a dead man last year.

www.rte.ie

Morons

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

What fucking drugs were they on here like

The CCTV footage showed the two men dragging Mr Doyle and skipping the queue as they made their way to the post office counter.

Mr Doyle is then seen lying on the floor and Mr Haughney attempts to speak to him while accusing staff of killing his uncle.


Garda Joe O’Keeffe, who was called to the post office, told the court that Haughney said to staff: "He’s dead now, if you paid me he wouldn’t be here."

The footage then shows Mr Doyle being propped up by Haughney and Coakley, as Haughney attempts to withdraw Mr Doyle’s pension for a second time.