Ways to Retaliate...

[LadyGwendolyn]

In light of the recent events discussed on the Sunday Night Blues thread, how do the BoBs think I should get this motherfucker back? Wolfy suggested porking his best friend and telling everyone his friend is better, but I'm not sure if that's viable. Anyone have any other suggestions? Or anyone have any stories of retaliatory acts they've done?

 

[king of the BONGO]

the best revenge is living well. failing that try sticking his toothbrush somewhere unpleasant and sending him a photo at a later date.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He actually mentioned once that one of his ex's poured motoroil on his car and that its really hard to get off or something.....so perhaps this is an option

or you could just pour sugar and sand into his petrol* tank






*gas

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

In light of the recent events discussed on the Sunday Night Blues thread, how do the BoBs think I should get this motherfucker back? Wolfy suggested porking his best friend and telling everyone his friend is better, but I'm not sure if that's viable. Anyone have any other suggestions? Or anyone have any stories of retaliatory acts they've done?

why don't you break into his house - put his pet rabbit into a pot - and boil it up?

 

[Claire Bergin]

BJ for his friend seems like the best thing to do. Or maybe his brother??

 

[Claire Bergin]

Chop up all his clothes and fuck them down the toilet.

 

[Claire Bergin]

Put a dead fish/rat into his toilet cistern

 

[Claire Bergin]

put a live rat into his toilet/football bag/wardrobe

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

get syphillis, give him one last pork - and pass it on to him.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

send a letter to his mum detailing all the filthy things he did and said to you during porks.