Pints on a Tuesday?

In hospitals it's because you're glad you're not dead. At funerals it's because you're glad yer man is.Can anybody explain why hospital toast tastes nicer than any other toast?
It’s like sandwiches at funerals. They hit different.
Finbarr needs to shut down posting for the rest of the day.In hospitals it's because you're glad you're not dead. At funerals it's because you're glad yer man is.
