The 'Quite a Dilemma' Thread

[sigourney's knickers]

The young waitress that took my order does not know that her front fly is unzipped.

It is a tight trouser so the fly is wide open like a shouty mouth.

Should I say something to her?


Not to her fly.

I repeat, not to her fly.

 

[Handy Run]

am I having a wank because I'm horny, or cos I'm bored?

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

am I having a wank because I'm horny, or cos I'm bored?

Borny. I've been there

 

[Pooman]

am I having a wank because I'm horny, or cos I'm bored?

Bored, otherwise you wouldn't be typing at the same time....

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Bored, otherwise you wouldn't be typing at the same time....

He's not using his hand to type.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

*scratches head.... the head on my neck*

 

[Matlock]

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*scratches head.... the head on my neck*

Ohhhhhh, she's very pretty...

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I suppose AI has its uses.
Awake.


She's a bit too close to the candles.

That's a fire hazard.

ISO 9001.. Can we get a company delegate warden to put this out.

 

[Pooman]

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I suppose AI has its uses.
Awake.


She's a bit to close to the candles.

That's a fire hazard.

ISO 9001.. Can we get a company delegate warden to put this out.

She'd melt rather than burn though....

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I was just having breakfast.

Sat down and a couple with young kids across.

She is beautiful.

Yer man looks like a Mario Brothers character.

Bowl haircut and lumberjack shirt.

She of dark hair and what looks to be sweatpants.






Hang on! The crane is elevating... Skirt! leather skirt avec stockings!



I should be blind... I should not glance.!!!




To the shop for a bottle of Rothmans and a pack of Smirnoff!!


He is unworthy. Bloody youth. Spent most of his time on the phone.