The PRoC retirement home

[Wallace]

We all know it’s coming . The day when we age out and have to go into the home to rant on endlessly about the good old days as we wool gather about the time we pwned so-and-so into a new handle or whatever else floats your boat .
But what will it look like ?
Who will be already there when we get wheeled in the door ?
What will bingo night look like ?

Start your imaginations and start detailing the shenanigans , quirks and all the rest

( and yes , Dolly will be there fighting with an orderly who’s trying to keep her pants on her as she’s trying to flash her diaper )

 

[Matlock]

I demand a gavel!

 

[Yermon]

I demand a gavel!

I'll grant you a gavel - just not a bench on which to hammer it

 

[Matlock]

I'll grant you a gavel - just not a bench on which to hammer it

I was planning to use your head as the bench tbh.

 

[Yermon]

I was planning to use your head as the bench tbh.

Good one - fair dues.

 

[Herbert]

Skybluebarry is 79 on Friday and he ain't ever leaving this place

 

[Pooman]

Skybluebarry is 79 on Friday and he ain't ever leaving this place

Will someone tell him he is sorely missed on the Jokes Thread.

 

[Herbert]

Will someone tell him he is sorely missed on the Jokes Thread.

Leave him alone ffs

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Who’s the oldest proccer?
Wasn’t Drucker in his 90’s?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

The Bard of Bad Banter.

If a joke gets a little pity giggle, I'll repeat it ad nauseam until medication time.