The Official Rumour/Confirmed Summer Transfer Thread..

[Hank Scorpio]

The nightmare start to 2022 for the SMCs continues.

At least they have next season to look forward to when their second favourite team signs haaland

 

[Donald Trump]

Nothing player. What’s he won with Dortmund?

Overrated, all he does is score lots of goals.

What's his pressing stats like?

 

[Shabby]

Overrated, all he does is score lots of goals.

What's his pressing stats like?

They’re good actually.

 

[Donald Trump]

They’re good actually.

We're all fucked so

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Overrated, all he does is score lots of goals.

What's his pressing stats like?

Goals are for egos.

 

[Orchard thief]

Emile Smith Rowe has a similar sized ego as CR7? You know what to do El T.

 

[Personal Jaysus]

Nothing player. What’s he won with Dortmund?

Lol

Dan getting fucked all over the place in the stepped-in-shit pinball machine..

 

[Philby]

 

[marco 2005]

Mentioned him in the spuds thread, meh signing if it goes through

 

[Donald Trump]

Every time I see him, I'm very impressed.

By his physique.

As a footballer, not so much.