The official Premier League 22/23 thread

[Orchard thief]

Will they decide howe isnt big enough for them?

I read yesterday that the Geordies are in the mark hughes at city phase. Howe has done well there but he’s not a big enough name to earn grace if things start to go south.

I reckon a bad 6-8 week spell and his head will be on the chopping block, possibly metaphorical possibly not.

 

[jimmym]

I read yesterday that the Geordies are in the mark hughes at city phase. Howe has done well there but he’s not a big enough name to earn grace if things start to go south.

I reckon a bad 6-8 week spell and his head will be on the chopping block, possibly metaphorical possibly not.

Jose?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Jose?

Will be in the running for most top jobs if Roma win the EL

 

[Gregory_Mike]

I read yesterday that the Geordies are in the mark hughes at city phase. Howe has done well there but he’s not a big enough name to earn grace if things start to go south.

I reckon a bad 6-8 week spell and his head will be on the chopping block, possibly metaphorical possibly not.

Agree with that. The time for Howe to really worry will be when he's told to go to the Turkish embassy to pick up his visa for a jolly to Istanbul.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Sheikh: Eddie, my friend, we would like you to come over for party. We make you most welcome. Big party. Good food. Lots of girls. Nice face. Nice tits. Very good.

Eddie; no problem, boss .

Sheikh: we send jet. Tell no one. Bye Eddie.
*Hangs up.

Sheikh: Grease the pole.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Sheikh: Eddie, my friend, we would like you to come over for party. We make you most welcome. Big party. Good food. Lots of girls. Nice face. Nice tits. Very good.

Eddie; no problem, boss .

Sheikh: we send jet. Tell no one. Bye Eddie.
*Hangs up.

Sheikh: Grease the pole.

Fans thought the owners had brought a bit of Saudi tradition to St James Park but quickly realised they were mistaken.

 

[Cloudy O'Ranieri]

Leicesters point at newcastle will rattle everton, They thought a point v bournmth would do,
Now prob need to win,

Everton currently 1/2 to win. Hard to be backing that price.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Everton currently 1/2 to win. IMPOSSIBLE to be backing that price.

Fyp m8. Christ, I can think of some painful things to do with Greedy's missus that wouldn't be that painful.

 

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

Five biggest flops according to Livescore.
Richarlison
Mudryk
Kalvin Philips
Antony
Coutinho

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Before I part with my hard-earned at the bookies, 1 serious question needs to be asked.

RoundyFailed m8, who's staying up?