The official poetry thread

[Dr. Aaoouh]

From my late friend Mark.

My Hand

My hand, it has five fingers.
I count them all the time.
One, two, three, four, five….
Oh fuck. That doesn’t rhyme.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Will there be a tab at the funeral? Asking for a friend....

I'll make the hang sandwiches

 

[Pooman]

I'll make the hang sandwiches

Legend.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Real nice to see people actually organizing my funeral.

Reeeaaalllll nice like.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
To see what she could eat, eat, eat
But all that she could eat, eat, eat
Left a gap in her dietary need, need, need.

The sailor lost her teeth, teeth, teeth
From lack of the vitamin C, C, C
Now all that she can eat eat eat
Are the sponges of the coral rock reef reef reef



-Siggy

 

[Pooman]

A sailor went to sea, sea, sea
To see what she could eat, eat, eat
But all that she could eat, eat, eat
Left a gap in her dietary need, need, need.

The sailor lost her teeth, teeth, teeth
From lack of the vitamin C, C, C
Now all that she can eat eat eat
Are the sponges of the coral rock reef reef reef



-Siggy

Stuffy won't be looking over her shoulder.....

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Stuffy won't be looking over her shoulder.....

Wreckless innuendo dropping.

 

[King Silkbeard]

Wreckless innuendo dropping.

Fancy yourself a bit of a Beckett.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Fancy yourself a bit of a Beckett.

I don't play tennis.

 

[King Silkbeard]

I don't play tennis.

Sam Beckett the poet.