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[Yermon]

https://archive.ph/2026.02.24-184148/https://www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/courts/2026/02/24/man-punched-11-year-old-boy-on-dart-after-altercation-between-two-women/

I mean what's the point, 24 previous convictions and gets suspended sentence

Well someone, besides the scobes themselves, is benefiting from all of these scobes being out and about.

The Legalistas would surely be as frustrated as the Gardai at the waste of their time - unless of course they were benefiting financially from the revolving door

Cui Bono

 

[Clubber_Langer]

https://www.crimeworld.com/courts/music-teacher-drove-800m-in-reverse-after-eating-cannabis-cake/a/146917279.html?fbclid=Iwb21leARWBSBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR6Y51cw4WCXIl3OeTwqiNKJ2WK-HgRHc4Izaul73R6582nLTRY_X3MT9upurA_aem_QxfRFCneaVMQOYl8QpiTPg

 

[omar]

https://www.crimeworld.com/courts/music-teacher-drove-800m-in-reverse-after-eating-cannabis-cake/a/146917279.html?fbclid=Iwb21leARWBSBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR6Y51cw4WCXIl3OeTwqiNKJ2WK-HgRHc4Izaul73R6582nLTRY_X3MT9upurA_aem_QxfRFCneaVMQOYl8QpiTPg

Maybe she had vertigo

 

[Turf cutter]

https://www.crimeworld.com/courts/music-teacher-drove-800m-in-reverse-after-eating-cannabis-cake/a/146917279.html?fbclid=Iwb21leARWBSBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR6Y51cw4WCXIl3OeTwqiNKJ2WK-HgRHc4Izaul73R6582nLTRY_X3MT9upurA_aem_QxfRFCneaVMQOYl8QpiTPg

Baked out of her mind

 

[Clairecarebear]

Doctor cleared of sexual assault at Waterford clinic

A male doctor who was alleged to have sexually assaulted a female patient during a medical examination in Co Waterford has been found not guilty.

www.rte.ie

 

[MrFrisp]

This is brilliant.. I'm going back on the dole.. No need to work, and I can afford to pay someone to drive me around. Gimme Gimme ..

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Laois man on social welfare tells court he pays driver €250 a week to drive him around | BreakingNews

Agustin Muntean, Kilmalogue Court, Patrick Street, Portarlington gave the sworn evidence in court last week when he pleaded not guilty to driving while uninsured at Patrick Street, Portarlington on May 13th last year.

www.breakingnews.ie

 

[White Van Man]

Dad (62) missed daughter's wedding after 'bomb in luggage' joke at Dublin Airport | BreakingNews

Iraqi national Jamal Hameed (62), of Park Gardens, Hansfield, Wood, pleaded guilty to causing a false alarm at Terminal 1 on December 22nd, 2025.

www.breakingnews.ie

Iraqi national Jamal Hameed (62), of Park Gardens, Hansfield, Wood, pleaded guilty to causing a false alarm at Terminal 1 on December 22nd, 2025.

Dublin District Court heard that the bomb scare occurred when he and his party were travelling abroad for his daughter's wedding.

Judge Karen Dowling was told that when officials asked him if he was carrying any prohibited items, "he told them he had a bomb in his luggage".

Risky move cracking a joke like that if you’re Iraqi

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I heard that guy got 5 years for romance frauding a woman out of 140,000. It was on the radio so no link

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

The Irish Times

A married man who deceived a young Co Louth widow he met at her husband’s wake into giving him more than €140,000 has been jailed for five years

www.facebook.com

 

[Turf cutter]

The Irish Times

A married man who deceived a young Co Louth widow he met at her husband’s wake into giving him more than €140,000 has been jailed for five years

www.facebook.com

Is that King Shitbeard!!