The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Hank Scorpio]

Ten Hag supposedly a stickler for players being in shape.

(Theres been a marked improvement in Uter's extra timber).

Wtf has Sancho been upto that hes been sent for specialist training in Holland to get him in shape.

The finances would appear to say bar some extension of credit theres going to be no new forward in January. They may as well go on their summer break early if Gashford and Le sicknote are their only option upfront for the rest of the season.

 

[Jim Comic]

apparently Sancho has developed an appalling and crippling addiction to lancashire's stodgy meat pies, he now looks not unlike eddie yeats of corrie infamy

 

[Browser Brody]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1603502309014642702

Interesting.

 

[TheEarlofPearl]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1603502309014642702

Interesting.

That was on the cards after yer man from Petrus snapped last month, Mercedes F1 could be next.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1603145301052850179

The figures the two mutants are floating to sell for are completely delusional.

 

[Donald Trump]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1603145301052850179

The figures the two mutants are floating to sell for are completely delusional.

I swear I'm an easy going fella but I hope karma vists those cunts and gives them their just rewards for what they've done to the club. They're a bunch of scumbag grifters and no doubt about it.

They have to sell, because they has rinsed the club for every last dollar they could squeeze from it. Trying to get 8 or 9 billion for something you've utterly ruined is showing some fucking brass necks.

On the playing side I was looking at the figures recently and the underlying numbers from an attacking sense are not good reading. United don't make enough high quality chances and Rashford is the top scorer with 4 fucking goals. In a season that started first week of August.

I hope the gimps sell soon enough, or it'll be EL football again next year at best.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I swear I'm an easy going fella but I hope karma vists those cunts and gives them their just rewards for what they've done to the club. They're a bunch of scumbag grifters and no doubt about it.

They have to sell, because they has rinsed the club for every last dollar they could squeeze from it. Trying to get 8 or 9 billion for something you've utterly ruined is showing some fucking brass necks.

On the playing side I was looking at the figures recently and the underlying numbers from an attacking sense are not good reading. United don't make enough high quality chances and Rashford is the top scorer with 4 fucking goals. In a season that started first week of August.

I hope the gimps sell soon enough, or it'll be EL football again next year at best.

Well theres no money there for new signings so we may as well strap in for some serious pwnings come next week.




Their valuation of the club is just ridiculous.

The true market value Im reading is somewhere in the region of £2.5 billion. Any buyer is facing the prospect of a new ground/redeveloping Old Trafford/Carrington and huge debt associated with the club.

 

[Browser Brody]

Yerra they’ll save approx £1m per month now that Ronnie has bolted.

Can definitely see Harry being moved on in Jan. i would say the same with AWB but Dalot likes a yellow card and if he got injured then Unites are in a pickle. ETH won’t move him on until there is cover bought for that position.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Yerra they’ll save approx £1m per month now that Ronnie has bolted.

Can definitely see Harry being moved on in Jan. i would say the same with AWB but Dalot likes a yellow card and if he got injured then Unites are in a pickle. ETH won’t move him on until there is cover bought for that position.

That doesn't translate into a transfer fee. Gakpo has basically said he wants to go to the club and they've done nothing to make the deal happen.


If anything CR7 leaving is just more of the Glazers cutting wages.


Gashford and Dalot down to the last 6 months of their contracts.







Get in the new owners ASAP or we're rightly focked.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Yerra they’ll save approx £1m per month now that Ronnie has bolted.

Can definitely see Harry being moved on in Jan. i would say the same with AWB but Dalot likes a yellow card and if he got injured then Unites are in a pickle. ETH won’t move him on until there is cover bought for that position.

Alternatively, they keep the captain and pay the last instalment of £24.4m to Leicester ...