The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Hank Scorpio]

I saw her dad Kevin under a 16 year old escort last week,

Looks like Rosie nicked the headlamps.

 

[Donald Trump]

Don't know these characters well.

Well allow me.

PercyPhil

Norris Day (not be confused with Doris Day)

I'll bet you all that Herb misses my banter.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Well allow me.

PercyPhil

Norris Day (not be confused with Doris Day)

I'll bet you all that Herb misses my banter.

 

[Philby]

Well allow me.

PercyPhil

Wow. That's uncanny. Even down to the tache. You've really captured my soul.

 

[Donald Trump]

Wow. That's uncanny. Even down to the tache. You've really captured my soul.

Just a lucky coincidence. It's more his character.

Percy Sugden

Percival "Percy" Sugden was the resident caretaker of the Community Centre from 1983 to 1988. Following his forced retirement, he moved into 3 Coronation Street as Emily Bishop's lodger and stayed until 1997. Percy became a widower upon the passing of his wife Mary in 1978. They had no children...

coronationstreet.fandom.com

and Norris Day

Norris Cole (Coronation Street) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Wow. That's uncanny. Even down to the tache. You've really captured my soul.

 

[Philby]

Excellent news

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575831800781340672

 

[Barty Dunne]

Excellent news

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575831800781340672

He'll be badly missed on the bench

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Martial available for Sunday

 

[Hank Scorpio]

More braindead shite from the child spitter.


Not that you'd expect a paid pundit to check if the two had played against each other before making wild claims

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575900983649275904

Martinez has probably been United's best defender this season. Carragher made his mind up as he was outjumped for a corner against Brentford when De Gea cost them the game after ten minutes.


Muppet.