The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Donald Trump]

Surely be to Christ this is rock bottom and as Yazz would sing the only way is up.

The club is broke m8. Oh they'll be able to pay for the electricity and won't go bust, but the money the club brings in now is fir debt and dividends, not competing with the best.

Seriously, Ar now fucking tish. Even Jesus is better than him.

 

[Donald Trump]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1556331690406068234

Exactly

 

[fed up]

Would like to see Mejbri and Garner given a proper run in the side..
Lazarus Eriksen was about our best player and he's just running on batteries.
10 Fags needs to make a brave decision now and bring the younger players through.
So what if they're inconsistent at the start, they're hungry and fearless and consistency will come with experience.

 

[nelly sham]

Varane not fully fit? Why else would slab head start ahead of him?

 

[Herbert]

Manchester United should never be signing him Herb. That they're even putting in a bid for him says it all.

I totally agree, makes the club look so small time tbh.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

3 managers have taken a look at that and decided they're the best pairing they must look like Keane and Viera in training

Matic with his legs gone is better than either of them.

Their longevity had more to do with Pogba's flakiness than anything else.

United will continue to get bummed by midtable sides as long as they are the first choice pairing

 

[Orchard thief]

United have a bid for Arnautivic rejected.

I'm going in to a dark room with a gun and a bottle of whiskey.

Holy shit!!

How much gatt do you have in your gaff?

 

[Donald Trump]

Holy shit!!

How much gatt do you have in your gaff?

Not enough for the new season

 

[Handy Run]

Here's something to cheer ye up m8s

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Not to worry m8s.

We will turn over Brentford and all will be well again.

Stuff the Scousers the following Monday and the title is on.