The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Donald Trump]

Their wages would be too big for anyone to buy them tbh. They ain't going anywhere.

Shush.

At least let me hope!

 

[Orchard thief]

Admin, we need a hallelujah emoji for news like this.

Spanish press with the scoop regarding a German manager and two English players in the English league?

Pull up the zip a while m8.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Spanish press with the scoop regarding a German manager and two English players in the English league?

Pull up the zip a while m8.

Top, top nationality spotting.

 

[Orchard thief]

Top, top nationality spotting.

Hank Scorpio is a smart arse prick according to reports from Italy

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Hank Scorpio is a smart arse prick according to reports from Italy

Is Phil on his hollybops?

 

[Donald Trump]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1485598316385742849

That tweet is perfect.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1485680174813396992

 

[Donald Trump]

A lengthy but decent piece on Wan-Bissaka

Re-assessing the Wan-Bissaka transfer | remarkable

What was he like at Crystal Palace and what can that tell us about Manchester United's decision to buy him?

remarkable.letterdrop.com

Tl;dr version: he's shit.

That guy writes some brilliant articles on football and tactics etc.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

That guy writes some brilliant articles on football and tactics etc.

He does indeed.

 

[Orchard thief]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1485731859438972929

He’ll be back in the summer. He’s fucking beaming.