The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Donald Trump]

Have you looked at that guys Twitter?


Everyone is doping apparently.

Lots of sleepless nights ahead for Phil B.

 

[Up For The Ba]

Lots of sleepless nights ahead for Phil B.

He’s been googling the shit out of it for hours.

 

[Donald Trump]

He’s been googling the shit out of it for hours.

It’s because it’s true.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Lots of sleepless nights ahead for Phil B.

Jurgen is a big fan of RalfY's methods so it's a bit self defeating to be accusing him of doping.

Or maybe Liverpool found all that energy from yoga and a vegan diet.

#Goofballs.

 

[Shabby]

He'd want to sort himself out. He looks to have piled on the weight again.

If United are to play the kind of high line, pressing game he's known for then United’s current starting backline are focked.

Shaw might have built up a bit of credit in the bank after last season but he’s undoing it very fast this season. He’s been pathetic. Ragnick clearly doesn’t fancy him so if he continues as he has been then I wouldn’t be shocked to see Telles get in the team. He will want productivity from the full backs so AWB could be in trouble too.

Bailly might be fast but he’s majorly error prone. Only Varane has the credentials to play in a high line really. Maybe Lindelof isn’t that bad and could do with Varane next to him?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Shaw might have built up a bit of credit in the bank after last season but he’s undoing it very fast this season. He’s been pathetic. Ragnick clearly doesn’t fancy him so if he continues as he has been then I wouldn’t be shocked to see Telles get in the team. He will want productivity from the full backs so AWB could be in trouble too.

Bailly might be fast but he’s majorly error prone. Only Varane has the credentials to play in a high line really. Maybe Lindelof isn’t that bad and could do with Varane next to him?

Diego seems pleased

https://twitter.com/x/status/1463947082813906952

Rangnick at least will impose a system and the players will either adhere to it or ship out.

For far too long they've been in damage limitation mode , with a selection and formation to protect players who wern't good enough.

You could deliver a 2/10 performance and keep your place the following Saturday. Id be quite happy to see the back of players who have been coasting with 6 months or longer

 

[mayday]

Not nice heading to work tomorrow thinking your new boss has previously mentioned you are fat, shit and that your weight goes up and down like a see-shaw.

Sorry, I’m going to hell for that.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

He's not going to select Bailly unless there's an injury crisis. Bailly is a complete liability regardless of his ability to run fast in a straight line. He's rubbish.

Bailey is manyoo's best defender for the half an hour a year he's fit.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Bailey is manyoo's best defender for the half an hour a year he's fit.
Damning him with faint peiase, in fairness

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Lars Kornetka is set to be Ralph Rangnick’s assistant at Manchester United.

Kortnetka has previously worked with Rangnick at Hoffenheim, Schalke and was his assistant manager at RB Leipzig.

He was video analyst at Bayern under Pep. He currently works as a management advisor at Lokomotiv Moscow.