The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Bandon Langer]

I could be wrong but Bruno doesn't seem the type to want to end up in Turkey at 31. Big money deals will no doubt still be around in 3 or 4 years in Saudi or the States. As unlikely as it is I'd say he dreams of a big trophy with Utd.

And I dream of a threesome with Isla Fisher and Angelina Jolie in their prime.

At least my grilled cheese off a radiator is real.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

So are you saying Bruno should join Arsenal to win the league?

You didn’t really think that through did you?

And no thanks, he’s a fluffer.

He's hardly likely to join to win the CL anyway!

 

[Machine gun skelly]

He's hardly likely to join to win the CL anyway!

That’s just mean.

 

[Crusty Ring]

And I dream of a threesome with Isla Fisher and Angelina Jolie in their prime.

At least my grilled cheese off a radiator is real.

 

[Bandon Langer]

That’s just mean.

These smcs have no class at all

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

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Its a nothing cup. Glorified friendly. You might list it on the club website but only fellas like Arteta make a point of rating it as a trophy.

Anyone counting the CS as a trophy is a non, a nons, em a non-sense dope.

That'll do it!!

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Wouldn’t go as far as calling it a cup, trophy more like but still a trophy.

Slightly more prestigious than a friendly but don’t tell me you wouldn’t care if UTD were playing LFC or the gooners.

Ah stop.

Seriously?

You're on a wum?

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Erra it doesn't matter a shite. Only matters to clubs who are used to winning fuck all

Which is why it's very surprising to hear a Liverpool fan defend it.

When we were young we'd raid our old man's old trophies and have 5 a side games for them. Before putting them back.

When I think of all the trophies I won. Because they were just as prestigious as a CS.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Bummer m8s, if ye can pretend the CS is a trophy, ye can pretend to have a CL or two.

Or ten. Knock yerselves out!

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Jeez I take one day off and I return to the the Colonel pwning SSBs and Bummers into oblivion.