The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Handy Run]

Yerrah ye might have noticed when Jim the Brexit Boomer Tory came in all the other supporters on here were not too concerned.

The bummer yanks only put gunnersaurus on the dole line. Jim would've sent ICE after his family

 

[Orchard thief]

Na m8, he yours if ye let Arne go.

IF, okay, IF

Nah m8…

It’s written in the stars.

Sir Matt, Sir Bobby, Sir Alex, Sir Becks, Sir Jim and Sir Gareth.

Theatre of Peers

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2021679730274316564

Mary, get the fecking Norwich scarves from the car.

Heard some absolute scutter on Claire Byrne this morning.

'We've yet to hear what the club have to say'.

Ill give ye a clue lads, starts with f*ck and ends with all. Lol yeah gonna slate the guy who signs the cheques. Are these guys for real.


Morals in football lololol

 

[Philby]

Billionaire businessman turns out to be a cunt. To think of it.

The funny thing is, some informed SMCs on here were parading him as the club's saviour.

Local boy done good, swoops in to save the day.

We did try to tell them....

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

The funny thing is, some informed SMCs on here were parading him as the club's saviour.

Local boy done good, swoops in to save the day.

We did try to tell them....

If only we had principled owners like FSG lololol.

 

[Philby]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2021501599894601827

Maybe they should get someone in to help them with marginal gains on things like "trying to stay onside"

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

The funny thing is, some informed SMCs on here were parading him as the club's saviour.

Local boy done good, swoops in to save the day.

We did try to tell them....

And we warned ye about Salah.

Guess that makes us even.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Maybe they should get someone in to help them with marginal gains on things like "trying to stay onside"

Or get the refs to allow offside goals like they do for the il clubs?

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Bloody hell, it's nice to see all the SSBs have their balls back after destroying the mighty mackems with all those defensive headers last night

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Nah m8…

It’s written in the stars.

Sir Matt, Sir Bobby, Sir Alex, Sir Becks, Sir Jim and Sir Gareth.

Theatre of Peers

Well, if by some small chance we do get Gareth I won't be an absolute fanny and start calling for his head after losing 2 games in a row.


It'll be at least 3