The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Nollaig O Muracu]

There's a reason I go to Noels every day.

Loneliness.

Well, two reasons.

Now I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me.


But if you are, and you'd like to cheer me up, you know what to do....

She has a machine now, so you can just ring the bar and pay for them. You don't even have to drop in......

 

[Handy Run]

Now I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me.


But if you are, and you'd like to cheer me up, you know what to do....

She has a machine now, so you can just ring the bar and pay for them. You don't even have to drop in......

I'll send Mrs GreedY round.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

I'll send Mrs GreedY round.

You can't. Mary doesn't approve.

No wait, F*ck that.

Wait until about two o clock mind. Bit of a hangover............

 

[Crusty Ring]

Mary off galavanting again and letting poor Nollaig O'Muralone to raise the wee Crusty all by himself

Hey you STFU Abandoned Langer!

How's Mayday and Marco getting on in the Tuscan villa without ya

 

[Crusty Ring]

What are we making of the Matheus Cunha talk?

Looks a decent player, no doubt we'll break him aswell

 

[foitek]

What are we making of the Matheus Cunha talk?

Looks a decent player, no doubt we'll break him aswell

It's reported that, as usual, United will have to sell before being allowed to re-invest in new players. Given that the figure being bandied about for Cunha is in the £70m bracket, it looks like United will have to put pretty much the whole squad up for sale to raise the wind.

 

[Rebel CNC]

What are we making of the Matheus Cunha talk?

Looks a decent player, no doubt we'll break him aswell

Part funded by selling Hojlund for pittance, who goes on to score 30+ for new club!

 

[Philby]

What are we making of the Matheus Cunha talk?

Looks a decent player, no doubt we'll break him aswell

He's a talent. Moves well with the ball, has an eye for a pass and can execute it well and has a great shot from distance.

At a good age and the release clause fee isn't outrageous given he arrived for £44m and has proven well able for the PL.

Caveats

- He's a bit of a prickly character on and off the pitch
- He's outperformed his xG a lot (almost scored twice as many goals as his xG would suggest)
- He's had the 6th most shots in the PL. Bruno is 8th. Put them in the same side and something has to give.

 

[Herbert]

Part funded by selling Hojlund for pittance, who goes on to score 30+ for new club!

unless its to a league of ireland club then no way does that bloke ever get even 20 goals in a season.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

What are we making of the Matheus Cunha talk?

Looks a decent player, no doubt we'll break him aswell

Tbh I haven't seen much of him, was hoping to get some opinions.

But like you said, he'll be Dutch, blonde and spinning whatevers by January.

I'm shocked Rueben still has hair tbh.