The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[andtherestinjellys]

United are like the thoughtless Dad, running around the shops at 4.45 on Christmas Eve trying to get presents after letting December drift by.

The wife is going to be so happy with her new sat nav and windshield wipers.

 

[Orchard thief]

The season has begun and they are about 3 players short of a competitive squad.

John Murtough is a world class director of football

Ditching Ralf as a transfer consultant was particularly inspired. He must be laughing his bollocks off at the state of them.

Right full, defensive midfielder, central midfielder, central striker and left sided attacker are all needed over a 12 month period.

To not improve on at least two of these positions in the new managers first window is negligent.

AWB, Dalot, McFred, Martial and Rashford
are a mixture of players either not good enough anymore or never were in the first place.

Bruno has fallen off a cliff, Maguire is Maguire and Sancho needs a boot in the bollocks as well.

But the balance sheet is all that matters so the cunt owners won’t care.

I see the club shop has to close yesterday due to protests. Neville has called out the owners 10 years too late.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Right full, defensive midfielder, central midfielder, central striker and left sided attacker are all needed over a 12 month period.

To not improve on at least two of these positions in the new managers first window is negligent.

AWB, Dalot, McFred, Martial and Rashford
are a mixture of players either not good enough anymore or never were in the first place.

Bruno has fallen off a cliff, Maguire is Maguire and Sancho needs a boot in the bollocks as well.

But the balance sheet is all that matters so the cunt owners won’t care.

I see the club shop has to close yesterday due to protests. Neville has called out the owners 10 years too late.

Dalot was one of their best players yesterday.

 

[Orchard thief]

Dalot was one of their best players yesterday.

He’d be ok as a back up to a proper full back. He has a very good attitude and puts himself about but he’s limited and not United quality.

Actually think he’d be quite good as a wing back in a conte type formation but that’s not ETH’s preference.

 

[Handy Run]

Yet they'll still bum us with a Ronaldo hat trick in a few weeks ffs

 

[Donald Trump]

I see the club shop has to close yesterday due to protests. Neville has called out the owners 10 years too late.

Rooney kinda called them out in 2011, and he was dead right. He could see where it was going.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

The wife is going to be so happy with her new sat nav and windshield wipers.

The kids are getting a hedge strimmers.

He’d be ok as a back up to a proper full back. He has a very good attitude and puts himself about but he’s limited and not United quality.

Actually think he’d be quite good as a wing back in a conte type formation but that’s not ETH’s preference.

I like him, hes physical, his range of passing is good and he's decent in the air.

Would be sorry to see him leave

 

[Handy Run]

Rooney kinda called them out in 2011, and he was dead right. He could see where it was going.

What did he say?

 

[Donald Trump]

What did he say?

Put in a transfer request citing the club's lack of ambition as the reason for wanting to leave.

 

[Donald Trump]

Dalot is a nothing player. He also cannot defend.