RTE? I can only long for the dulcet tones of Ronnie Whelan and Ray "I'd have scored that" Houghton over here.Watch it on RTE so! Or are you on that benighted island off the mainland?
First EPL team to get maximum points from the group stages. I expect John and Mary will be in shortly to give us a guard of honour, without a single comment regarding how shite all the other teams were and they don't care about that sort of thing anyway and get down off our high horses and go back to robbing bins.
It's alright though, after bigging up the Ashes the Poms got whalloped over night.