The Egg Thief

[sigourney's knickers]

I was white with rage when I saw this and I'm still meri angry

Calm down, Benedict.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Calm down, Benedict.

You're over easy on him

 

[Swanforthelough]

The Egg man has been robbing the good people of Cork for 60 years and nobody bats an eyelid..

 

[Pontipine]

Worked with his sister Michshell.

 

[jimmym]

And he's an ugly looking yolk too.

Yolk. lol

 

[sigourney's knickers]

You're over easy on him

Anyone see him... running... from the scene?

 

[jimmym]

He has been named as Benedict,

 

[bluesball]

Surely he could have scrambled a few more euro to pay for the eggs.

 

[Noriom42]

Should he not be called the egg poacher

 

[fed up]

The accused was brought to court dressed in a shell suit. He apologised to the judge saying he did it for a dare and didn't want to chicken out.
The gardai described his capture as a coup de grace.