The characters of Cork

[HappyMonday83]

always trying to flog copies of "Ben Hur"

heh heh heh.

 

[jungle]

Ah Noel the Magic man. I remember him from school. The teachers used to always tell us to be wide of him

I never though it at the time, but there was something massively dodgy about a guy of his age who used to hang round with 10 year old boys.

 

[northmallexile]

Ginger Murphy is his dogs name. He has the thing trained to go up to girls so he can have an aul chat

I know, sure. It was always amusing to see the nubile young fresher girls from the country petting the dog completely unawares. Kind of like a rite of passage.

 

[exileonpatrickstreet]

that shortarse american with the bandana and guitar who was always hanging out with the paul rats despite being about 30.

the sweaty guy in the tie-dye t-shirt who used go to freakscene when i first went and is still going whenever i go back. he looks like he thinks he looks like jim morrison but dances like a coma victim being given random shots of electrotherapy. a very sweaty coma victim - stand within five feet of him and you'd get drenched.

 

[Sound]

The Happy Honka Man

Is he still around?

He's mad as a bus!

 

[jungle]

Is he still around?

He's mad as a bus!

I'd say he must be dead by now.

He looked in his 80s twenty years ago.

 

[Beano]

I never though it at the time, but there was something massively dodgy about a guy of his age who used to hang round with 10 year old boys.

I dont think he was a paedo or anything though, he was just a bit slow. Wasn't he?

I know, sure. It was always amusing to see the nubile young fresher girls from the country petting the dog completely unawares. Kind of like a rite of passage.

I'd say freshers week is like his summer holidays for him.

Another character is the big tall fella who hangs around UCC chatting away to himself

 

[jungle]

I dont think he was a paedo or anything though, he was just a bit slow. Wasn't he?

I never heard of him doing anything.

Could you imagine a parent's reaction nowadays though...

 

[Roman Abramovich]

heh heh heh.

hur hur hur

 

[Lamps]

Máirtín de Cógáin.

Good god.

You might as well include BOC and ROG

although pissing around the place and do nothing for a living is certainly a living I would like myself,
all i need now is a multi-millionaire oul man to bankroll me