Its probably been quoted a hundred times already but drinking 0% is like eating out your sister it tastes the same but its just not right.
Drink teaIts probably been quoted a hundred times already but drinking 0% is like eating out your sister it tastes the same but its just not right.
Like every EasterAnyone staying sober this Easter
Mm lasagneLike every Easter
This boring bastard will be hangover free-
think Garfield after overdoing with a big fuck off Lasagna and you’ll get the picture
Back off all thatMm lasagne
My weakness is cake these days or pastries
Prune juice is good for that. Dr StuffBack off all that
Easter destroyed me2 days eating crap
3 days without a crap
F that
ThanksPrune juice is good for that. Dr Stuff
Dulcolax is about 5 quid in the chemist. It worksThanks
Normally I’ve some disgusting stuff in the fridge
Must have used it
I mean I went to the gym aswell twice and still nothing stirring
Chocolate I reckon
I stay away from it bar 2 / 3 times a year
( plus the Pringles,sticky toffee pudding etc didn’t help)![]()
If you can't get out the pooDulcolax is about 5 quid in the chemist. It works
I think it's better than most of mine...If you can't get out the poo
Then Dulcolax is the one for you
What'cha think Stuffy? As a published poet do you think I have a chance....
