The boozeless booze, drinks, bars and events thread

[andtherestinjellys]

Its probably been quoted a hundred times already but drinking 0% is like eating out your sister it tastes the same but its just not right.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Its probably been quoted a hundred times already but drinking 0% is like eating out your sister it tastes the same but its just not right.

Drink tea

 

[Corks finest]

Anyone staying sober this Easter

Like every Easter
This boring bastard will be hangover free-
think Garfield after overdoing with a big fuck off Lasagna and you’ll get the picture

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Like every Easter
This boring bastard will be hangover free-
think Garfield after overdoing with a big fuck off Lasagna and you’ll get the picture

Mm lasagne
My weakness is cake these days or pastries

 

[Corks finest]

Mm lasagne
My weakness is cake these days or pastries

Back off all that
Easter destroyed me2 days eating crap
3 days without a crap
F that

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Back off all that
Easter destroyed me2 days eating crap
3 days without a crap
F that

Prune juice is good for that. Dr Stuff

 

[Corks finest]

Prune juice is good for that. Dr Stuff

Thanks
Normally I’ve some disgusting stuff in the fridge
Must have used it
I mean I went to the gym aswell twice and still nothing stirring
Chocolate I reckon
I stay away from it bar 2 / 3 times a year
( plus the Pringles,sticky toffee pudding etc didn’t help)

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Thanks
Normally I’ve some disgusting stuff in the fridge
Must have used it
I mean I went to the gym aswell twice and still nothing stirring
Chocolate I reckon
I stay away from it bar 2 / 3 times a year
( plus the Pringles,sticky toffee pudding etc didn’t help)

Dulcolax is about 5 quid in the chemist. It works

 

[Pooman]

Dulcolax is about 5 quid in the chemist. It works

If you can't get out the poo
Then Dulcolax is the one for you

What'cha think Stuffy? As a published poet do you think I have a chance....

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

If you can't get out the poo
Then Dulcolax is the one for you

What'cha think Stuffy? As a published poet do you think I have a chance....

I think it's better than most of mine...