The ‘Change’

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I was engaging in sexual activity with my Mrs. on Thursday evening and she said she was mad to be rode. We quickly ascertained that neither of us had condoms and she said "I don't care, just put it in anyway".

I asked wtf, and she said she'd just go and get the pill the next morning.

I declined, put my pants back on, and went back down to the hotel bar for a few pints and an episode of Father Ted on my phone. I was genuinely rattled lads.

Not sure if this is related to what the OP is referring to or not but I needed to say it out loud. Was she trying to get me to drunkenly get her pregnant like?

Anyway I'm not going into detail of what we got up to before she said all this aside from a fair bit of rimming.

 

[Matlock]

I’ve a good buddy whose wife’s carry on is aligned with the moon.. she goes nuts altogether around a full moon and needs heavy tabs to sleep etc. Apparently it’s a thing.

The word lunatic comes from luna, the Latin word for the moon.

 

[Cormac]

I’ve a good buddy whose wife’s carry on is aligned with the moon.. she goes nuts altogether around a full moon and needs heavy tabs to sleep etc. Apparently it’s a thing.

I'd say it's a "thing" alright.

"Oh I'm soooo sorry I acted like such a c*nt last night darling but it was a full moon you see so nothing I could do about it."

 

[Bunk]

Youd only do 8 for murder.

Out after 5 and a half with good behaviour and a strong character reference from the your local TD.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

The word lunatic comes from luna, the Latin word for the moon.

It's the same word as in Spanish Mattie.

 

[Chara021]

I am post menopause and still getting symptoms. Night sweats, brain fog, anxiety so went on HRT. It's the jawb!!!!.

I never went mood swing crazy ever, even in my fertile days , but I have a client that said if it wasn't for HRT someone would be dead lol.

 

[Meridian]

I was engaging in sexual activity with my Mrs. on Thursday evening and she said she was mad to be rode. We quickly ascertained that neither of us had condoms and she said "I don't care, just put it in anyway".

I asked wtf, and she said she'd just go and get the pill the next morning.

I declined, put my pants back on, and went back down to the hotel bar for a few pints and an episode of Father Ted on my phone. I was genuinely rattled lads.

Not sure if this is related to what the OP is referring to or not but I needed to say it out loud. Was she trying to get me to drunkenly get her pregnant like?

Anyway I'm not going into detail of what we got up to before she said all this aside from a fair bit of rimming.

I was in a hotel last Thursday evening and while walking along the corridor I noticed a room door opening and a woman's head came around the side of the door.
I said hello, she said hi, are you busy.
I said not particularly, she said can you help me with something please.
I said certainly and she opened to door and guided me in.
She said her hubby had fecked off down to the hotel bar, in her time of need.
I asked how I could help, she told me and well as that saying goes, a gentleman never says.

 

[Yermon]

I was engaging in sexual activity with my Mrs. on Thursday evening and she said she was mad to be rode. We quickly ascertained that neither of us had condoms and she said "I don't care, just put it in anyway".

I asked wtf, and she said she'd just go and get the pill the next morning.

I declined, put my pants back on, and went back down to the hotel bar for a few pints and an episode of Father Ted on my phone. I was genuinely rattled lads.

Not sure if this is related to what the OP is referring to or not but I needed to say it out loud. Was she trying to get me to drunkenly get her pregnant like?

Anyway I'm not going into detail of what we got up to before she said all this aside from a fair bit of rimming.

Away in a hotel again. What a life you lead.

Tell you one thing, if/when you do have kids they'll be life-changers. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts

 

[Iron Knee]

Out after 5 and a half with good behaviour and a strong character reference from the your local TD.

Suspended sentence if you play for Limerick hurlers

 

[Channa]

Female humans and their hormones prove that a God does not exist. There is no way that it could be considered an Intelligent Design.