Swiss Toni

[Pooman]

To make love to a beautiful woman. requires sustenance.

Be hydrated, stay in form and have your todger inflated.

Do you use a pump?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Do you use a pump?

These days?

Of course.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Going cycling was a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.

Stroke her frame, ensure inflated tyres and run her into the road.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

To make love to a beautiful woman. requires sustenance.

Be hydrated, stay in form and have your todger inflated.

Because.... no-one likes the form of a naked male.

 

[Matlock]

Because.... no-one likes the form of a naked male.

Lies!!

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Lies!!

Nice for drawing

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Had boss in HSBC called Nigel.

Head of GBM.

Complete toff.

He would roll up some Monday mornings and recount tales of his weekend spent horse riding and clay pigeon shooting.

I pissed myself internally.

'Time for a coffee' he'd say.

I had enough and responded, 'maybe tea with an accent like that'?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Horse riding is a lot like making love too a beautiful woman.

Saddle her up, stroke her with a brush and check if she's in needing of some new shoes.

 

[Pontipine]

PROC posters information.

To make love to a beautiful woman, requires a big pair of lungs.

Blow her up to the right tightness. Be gentle as you don’t want your ladyfriend to feel deflated with your eagerness.

Enjoy yourself

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Going swimming is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.

Take your time, feel a stroke and put on your goggles.