Swiss Toni

[an liathroid beag]

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down and walk all over her.

And if you're a connoisseur like me, you may need an underlay.



(Si Senior, underlay underlay..... She'll get that one)

Sounds like you equate your preferance in woman to a toe rag? You would probably run a mile from a sophisticated, educated and intelligent woman!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Oh for God's sakes

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Coz I'm built like an Alp and ridged like a Toblerone.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Coz I'm built like an Alp and ridged like a Toblerone.

So you make their teeth hurt?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

So you make their teeth hurt?

Larger than an underweight Californian 80 year old.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

In which is a lot like making love to a beautiful Californian woman.

Catch a flight, order Palourdes and be sure a dentist is waiting to support the weight of her teeth.

 

[Clairecarebear]

Going fishing is like making love to a beautiful woman

Clean and inspect your tackle.
Carefully pull back your rod cover and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up through lack of use.......

Swiss Toni is hilarious. My husband used to work with a guy like him, they used get great mileage out of it.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Going fishing is like making love to a beautiful woman

Clean and inspect your tackle.
Carefully pull back your rod cover and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up through lack of use.......

Swiss Toni is hilarious. My husband used to work with a guy like him, they used get great mileage out of it.

I can only smile.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Going fishing is like making love to a beautiful woman

Clean and inspect your tackle.
Carefully pull back your rod cover and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up through lack of use.......

Swiss Toni is hilarious. My husband used to work with a guy like him, they used get great mileage out of it.

Posting on the PRoC is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.





Register an interest, stick up your first post and spend days fending them off.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Going fishing is like making love to a beautiful woman

Clean and inspect your tackle.
Carefully pull back your rod cover and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up through lack of use.......

Swiss Toni is hilarious. My husband used to work with a guy like him, they used get great mileage out of it.

To make love to a beautiful woman. requires sustenance.

Be hydrated, stay in form and have your todger inflated.