Swiss Toni

[sigourney's knickers]

Camping?

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.


Unzip the door, put up your pole and slip into the old bag.



Continue ...

 

[Hallbopping]

 

[sigourney's knickers]

A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films and the manly smell of a pipe.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Let me tell you what the sophisticated woman wants.

Fine wines, Belgian chocolate and Hello magazine.

 

[Chara021]

Let me tell you what the sophisticated woman wants.

Fine wines, Belgian chocolate and Hello magazine.

Well that's better than being unzipped and called an old bag.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down and walk all over her.

And if you're a connoisseur like me, you may need an underlay.



(Si Senior, underlay underlay..... She'll get that one)

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Well that's better than being unzipped and called an old bag.

Commenting back is much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Turn the bus around, flash your pass and ensure the hydraulic doors are in order.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Ah come on.

Innuendo.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste and stick her up.

Clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handywork.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Hacking into a computer network is like making love to a beautiful woman.

Get her address, knock three times and if no-one is home, leave a note.

Then enter her property from the rear.

Scoop up the dog poop, put it in a bag and set it on fire.

Leave fine wines and Belgian chocolate.

Be sure to wipe your footprint.