Stuff you've never done but everyone else has

[Warm Leatherette]

Subscribe to Netflix.

 

[Sham Corkman]

Never been to a stag, recently turned one down
Never been on J1 and interrailing

Never did J1 nor inter-railing either.

I hate going to US now so the J1 bit doesn’t bother me.

Never kissed the Blarney stone.

Years ago lived in Tower for 2 years, never been to Blarney castle, ever.

 

[Personal Jaysus]

Id say you're the most rattled poster this place has ever seen m8
An alt with 800+ posts devoted solely to having a go at me.



Keep it up, it makes me chuckle ever time you post, you solid gold loser.

Fancy coming to my stag m8?

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

I'm the only one who didn't see nirvana in Henry's.

No you aren't Don.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I have never put my finger up my own arse.

Other arses yes, both intentionally and through slap and tickle misdemeanors. I have never felt the desire, urge or curiosity to thumb my bum.

Is it any good?

Asking for a friend...

You wouldn't use your thumb for starters. Start with your index finger and depending on how easy the access is, send your middle finger in as well.

A bit of practise and before you know it you'll be able to take a whole fist.

Let me know how you get on

 

[hemlock666]

You wouldn't use your thumb for starters. Start with your index finger and depending on how easy the access is, send your middle finger in as well.

A bit of practise and before you know it you'll be able to take a whole fist.

Let me know how you get on

That was easier than I expected.

Now I have shit all over my hand, and my watch is missing.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Use an anal douche next time and you'll be fine.

I once watched a man get fisted in a club in Berlin, and it was all going well and he was getting a great kick out of it. But then yer man pulled out and a load of shit splattered all over the floor. They had paper on hand to clean it up so it must be a fairly common occurrence.

This is the less glamorous side of homosexual activity that they don't show you in the movies.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

You wouldn't use your thumb for starters. Start with your index finger and depending on how easy the access is, send your middle finger in as well.

A bit of practise and before you know it you'll be able to take a whole fist.

Let me know how you get on

 

[omar]

Lads I'm curious. Those of you who have never been on a stag...is that by choice or just never been invited?

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Lads I'm curious. Those of you who have never been on a stag...is that by choice or just never been invited?

I've been invited once by a work colleague when I was working in a pub in town, to his stag jn Edinburgh. I made up an excuse and didn't go though, I'd hate to be on a stag after seeing enough of them in my time.

But apart from that I've never been invited to one. I was never one of "the lads" and don't really have many friends who I'd know well enough to be invited in the first place.