Stuff you've never done but everyone else has

MerchantOfEnnis

Full Member
I have never put my finger up my own arse.

Other arses yes, both intentionally and through slap and tickle misdemeanors. I have never felt the desire, urge or curiosity to thumb my bum.

Is it any good?

Asking for a friend...

You wouldn't use your thumb for starters. Start with your index finger and depending on how easy the access is, send your middle finger in as well.

A bit of practise and before you know it you'll be able to take a whole fist.

Let me know how you get on
 
You wouldn't use your thumb for starters. Start with your index finger and depending on how easy the access is, send your middle finger in as well.

A bit of practise and before you know it you'll be able to take a whole fist.

Let me know how you get on
That was easier than I expected.

Now I have shit all over my hand, and my watch is missing.
 

MerchantOfEnnis

Full Member
Use an anal douche next time and you'll be fine.

I once watched a man get fisted in a club in Berlin, and it was all going well and he was getting a great kick out of it. But then yer man pulled out and a load of shit splattered all over the floor. They had paper on hand to clean it up so it must be a fairly common occurrence.

This is the less glamorous side of homosexual activity that they don't show you in the movies.
 

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