Stuff that grinds your gears

When you're checking out a hot girl but then she takes the mask off and it's actually a woman in her 40s.

Similarly, when there's a hot girl down the street coming towards you, and you're looking forward to checking her out, only to find that it's a woman in her 40s, or a bloke
Yer nob has already given you all the information you need pre-mask
 
When you're checking out a hot girl but then she takes the mask off and it's actually a woman in her 40s.

Similarly, when there's a hot girl down the street coming towards you, and you're looking forward to checking her out, only to find that it's a woman in her 40s, or a bloke

Buy some specs you tightwad!
 
When influencers use the term “we” when it’s clearly just them.
Maybe they are gender fluid. Like Sam Smith: apparently they want to be referred to as “they” or “them.”

But they have lyrics like this:

“Now I got you in my space
I won't let go of you
Got you shackled in my embrace
I'm latching on to you”

What about “Now we got you in our space,” etc.?

Either way, they’re shite.
Or “he’s shite.”
 
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