Stuff that grinds your gears

[Hallbopping]

Sad

Trust me, if you knew me you’d want to be as far away as possible.

Moral of the story you ask. Your neighbour may see you in the same clothes regularly but at least you don’t live next to me.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Trust me, if you knew me you’d want to be as far away as possible.

Moral of the story you ask. Your neighbour may see you in the same clothes regularly but at least you don’t live next to me.

Alright Hitler in drag.

 

[Yermon]

See your problem begins right there.

Don’t talk to your neighbours. Ever.

There’s a lovely woman in Fermoy who used to be my next door neighbour. Hardly spoke a word to here all the time she was living next to us. Now that she’s gone we chat away any time we see each other.

She the one you used ogle when you were “putting out the washing”?

 

[Hallbopping]

Ah lads just walking down the Mall there and someone has done an actual shit at the door of the passport office.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Ah lads just walking down the Mall there and someone has done an actual shit at the door of the passport office.

Do Pass and Go.

 

[Mike Strutter]

Ah lads just walking down the Mall there and someone has done an actual shit at the door of the passport office.

Photos, or it didn't happen

 

[Chara021]

Ah lads just walking down the Mall there and someone has done an actual shit at the door of the passport office.

How do you know it was person and not a dog?

 

[Hallbopping]

How do you know it was person and not a dog?

I feel like there is no way of answering that question without drawing suspicion.

 

[Hallbopping]

A load of lads in Belfast accents on my train. Ffs they sound ridiculous. Worst accent imaginable.

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

A load of lads in Belfast accents on my train. Ffs they sound ridiculous. Worst accent imaginable.

How do you know they're from Belfast?

Balaclavas?

Berets?

Tayto cheese and onion in a yellow bag?