Stuff that grinds your gears

[Hallbopping]

This isn't the first big bird you couldn't get moist

I rode a big wan years ago. Very big bird.

I didn’t know what was wet and what was sweat.

Still traumatised by it.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I rode a big wan years ago. Very big bird.

I didn’t know what was wet and what was sweat.

Still traumatised by it.

Sorry about that

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I rode a big wan years ago. Very big bird.

I didn’t know what was wet and what was sweat.

Still traumatised by it.

I rode this HUGE one from Kerry years ago. She did the whole assortment - anal, rimming, cum in mouth etc.

I eventually passed out on my IKEA couch and she was gone the next morning. Happy times.

She was fucking MASSIVE though. Like each ass cheek was the size of my head. No regrets. I'd do it again.

 

[Yermon]

Ulysses?

More like Useless

My work here is done

 

[Yermon]

I rode this HUGE one from Kerry years ago. She did the whole assortment - anal, rimming, cum in mouth etc.

I eventually passed out on my IKEA couch and she was gone the next morning. Happy times.

She was fucking MASSIVE though. Like each ass cheek was the size of my head. No regrets. I'd do it again.

You are a mucky devil MOE - you’ve actually done all the things poor Jimmy could only fantasise about - albeit with someone from Kirry and that was heavier than you
Are you sure it was a woman btw - your list of “delights” wasn’t difinitive

 

[fed up]

Lucia Joyce

 

[Yermon]

Lucia Joyce

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But vot are they talking about?


F**k - you ARE old!

 

[Colonel Lee Fields]

I rode this HUGE one from Kerry years ago. She did the whole assortment - anal, rimming, cum in mouth etc.

I eventually passed out on my IKEA couch and she was gone the next morning. Happy times.

She was fucking MASSIVE though. Like each ass cheek was the size of my head. No regrets. I'd do it again.

Why's a moped a lot like a fat bird.







Both grand for a ride until your m8s see you on one.

 

[fed up]

But vot are they talking about?


F**k - you ARE old!

Old enough to remember Mr Joyce delivering coal in a hand pushed cart.

Old enough to remember Fennells Shop on closes Road

Old enough to remember the witch on the plots

Old enough to remember the rag and bone man and his horse and cart.

Old enough to remember doing the wran on Stephens Day.

I close my case your honor......

 

[Yermon]

Old enough to remember Mr Joyce delivering coal in a hand pushed cart.

Old enough to remember Fennells Shop on closes Road

Old enough to remember the witch on the plots

Old enough to remember the rag and bone man and his horse and cart.

Old enough to remember doing the wran on Stephens Day.

I close my case your honor......

I'm too young to remember Mr Joyce
I don't even remember closes Road or the witch on the plots
Or the rag and bone man, though God be good to Jonesy collecting the waste for pig-food.
I did the wran once I'd say


I think you must be the oldest poster here if you remember and have done all that FU.

You shall be presented with a PROC gold plated fart, to recognise your Old Fartedness, in the fullness of time.