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Boppy is an absolute moron M8s.

Had a roast chicken in the oven and used my digital thermometer to make sure it was cooked. It didn’t seem cooked so left it on a bit longer.

And then it hit me.

I was looking at the Fahrenheit reading on it rather than the Celsius reading.

Long story short.

I now have a roast chicken cooked to 90 degrees Celsius.

And dry as fuck.
 
Boppy is an absolute moron M8s.

Had a roast chicken in the oven and used my digital thermometer to make sure it was cooked. It didn’t seem cooked so left it on a bit longer.

And then it hit me.

I was looking at the Fahrenheit reading on it rather than the Celsius reading.

Long story short.

I now have a roast chicken cooked to 90 degrees Celsius.

And dry as fuck.
More Beckett than Joyce

No matter
Try again.
Fail again.
Fail better.
 
He wrote serious filth and shure that's why they all loves him

Sher isn't there a passage in Ulysees where yer man is talking about having a wank?

I used drink in Davy Byrnes when I first moved to Dublin, it is a beautiful pub. I asked the barman once what it's like to work Bloomsday, and he paused and said "it wouldn't be a day we look forward to. A load of gobshites in straw hats wandering around reading their books out loud"
 
Boppy is an absolute moron M8s.

Had a roast chicken in the oven and used my digital thermometer to make sure it was cooked. It didn’t seem cooked so left it on a bit longer.

And then it hit me.

I was looking at the Fahrenheit reading on it rather than the Celsius reading.

Long story short.

I now have a roast chicken cooked to 90 degrees Celsius.

And dry as fuck.
Ulysses and chicken - “Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes."

I read this out loud just to annoy the mrs, she said what the f is a hencod roe, I said it’s a bit like me ball sac……to which she replied I wouldn’t chew on that ya dirty fecker…..the mrs is rather uncouth!!!
 
Boppy is an absolute moron M8s.

Had a roast chicken in the oven and used my digital thermometer to make sure it was cooked. It didn’t seem cooked so left it on a bit longer.

And then it hit me.

I was looking at the Fahrenheit reading on it rather than the Celsius reading.

Long story short.

I now have a roast chicken cooked to 90 degrees Celsius.

And dry as fuck.

This isn't the first big bird you couldn't get moist
 
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