Stuff that grinds your gears

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

They said, suspected murder

 

[Heraldo]

I don’t mean to trivialise what happened in Ballincollig today but a different standard applies to events like these when they happen in the Northside when it comes to media reporting.

Southside: ‘Gardai investigating body found in Cork home.’

Northside: ‘Gardaí investigating foul play after body found in the Northside.’

It’s not even subtle.

RTÉ are afraid to say “killed” in relation to road accidents, they almost always say “fatally injured”

 

[fed up]

One of mine...

 

[fed up]

One of mine...

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Update:

The bugger is going to the Kerry Mayo game instead

Memo to myself:

Must get a paternity test done on that lad. No way could he be mine.

 

[omar]

Update:

The bugger is going to the Kerry Mayo game instead

Memo to myself:

Must get a paternity test done on that lad. No way could he be mine.

From prawn sandwiches to ham sandwiches wrapped in tinfoil.

 

[gaffer falls]

From prawn sandwiches to ham sandwiches wrapped in tinfoil.

Tinfoil ....No,Granny's old tupperware

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Update:

The bugger is going to the Kerry Mayo game instead

Memo to myself:

Must get a paternity test done on that lad. No way could he be mine.

Check his toenails for corrugated iron.

 

[Hallbopping]

Update:

The bugger is going to the Kerry Mayo game instead

Memo to myself:

Must get a paternity test done on that lad. No way could he be mine.

Can I adopt him? Wise choice.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

There was a geezer trying it on last night and it was actually a woman pretending to be a man! The opening line was: 'your getting a lot of attention". Look,we all know the person can't spell but would ya be bothered? She must have either been gay or trying to find out my beauty secrets

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Danone are a buncha pricks! A load of lads walking around with the scutters and they're off selling the good gut bacteria tech to the beours.