Stuff that grinds your gears

[MerchantOfEnnis]

There is nothing at all that says two adults can't catch up over an innocent bottle of wine, in Paris, over candlelight, to reminisce about old times, in fact it would be a shame to let such an opportunity slip you by in this short and often fractious life many of us live.

Give her a call, be grand.

Yeah I suppose you're right, I don't see what could possibly go wrong there.

We might throw a plate of oysters in the mix too.

In fact for old times sake I might ask her if she wants to share my hotel room.

And sher while we're at it we may as well catch a live sex show in Pigalle. Cultural experience like.

 

[MrFrisp]

Spot on. I'd never cheat anyway, but Jesus when a hot French one comes looking for you it's an awful temptation to have.

Funnily enough I left the French one for my wife. They were both casual acquaintances at the same time and I was told to make a decision

Ask her to join ye..

Doubles your chances of a satisfying night.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

I posted on Intagram yesterday that I'm off to Paris. Suddenly my French ex messaged me on Instagram, having not spoken to me in 10 years.

She asks for my number then and starts messaging me on WhatsApp.

Then at 4pm she fucking facetimes me, with a glass of wine in her hand.

Then this morning I wake up to a text from her about how much she's craving Clonakilty black pudding (not a euphemism as far as I can tell).

Then she tells me her marriage isn't great and she's now in an open relationship.

A ride is literally on the table, but I'm married.

A special shout out to Dan who talked me off the ledge yesterday and reminded me that I was married.

MOE, didn't you say before, your wife is open to 3/4somes.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

MOE, didn't you say before, your wife is open to 3/4somes.

She is, but sadly the rule is that there has to be another male there too.

So us and the French one is a non runner, but bizarrely if Jimmy walks into the room then suddenly everything is on the table.

Although I'll be in Paris on my own. Unless the French one tracks me down. Which probably wouldn't be hard, she just has to look for the local Le Wetherspôons

 

[Cormac]

 

[MrFrisp]

She is, but sadly the rule is that there has to be another male there too

Find a guy that can't get it up, and even a months supply of Viagra couldn't fix.

No doubt plenty on here.

 

[Heraldo]

She is, but sadly the rule is that there has to be another male there too.

So us and the French one is a non runner, but bizarrely if Jimmy walks into the room then suddenly everything is on the table.

Although I'll be in Paris on my own. Unless the French one tracks me down. Which probably wouldn't be hard, she just has to look for the local Le Wetherspôons

 

[Matlock]

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I hear MOE's wife is a great fan of the Eiffel Tower

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

"MOEnage e trois, monsieur d'Irlande?"

"Non. Il doit y avoir deux baguettes dans la chambre."

"Deux baguettes... deux baguettes dans un MOEnage?? C'est étrange. Ce n'est pas The Loft. Mon dieu!"

"Oui... Avez vous déja gouté a la Clockwork Stout de les Rising Sons?"

"Non. Au revoir, MOEnsieur."


FIN.

 

[keamoresouth]

Are the videos of MOEs liaisons subtitled or dubbed?