Stuff that grinds your gears

[sigourney's knickers]

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[MrFrisp]

Will she go on about de flats?

Doesn't she fookin always..

 

[Yermon]

Hilarious how animated some people here get when a performer expresses sympathy for some oppressed people for which the people here have no empathy.
Ye'd best avoid the likes of Christy Moore, Paul Weller, Nena Cherry, Annie Lennox, Bruce Springstein as well folks

 

[King Silkbeard]

I posted on Intagram yesterday that I'm off to Paris. Suddenly my French ex messaged me on Instagram, having not spoken to me in 10 years.

She asks for my number then and starts messaging me on WhatsApp.

Then at 4pm she fucking facetimes me, with a glass of wine in her hand.

Then this morning I wake up to a text from her about how much she's craving Clonakilty black pudding (not a euphemism as far as I can tell).

Then she tells me her marriage isn't great and she's now in an open relationship.

A ride is literally on the table, but I'm married.

A special shout out to Dan who talked me off the ledge yesterday and reminded me that I was married.

Your marriage is way more important, just let her know, I'm sure she will understand.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Your marriage is way more important, just let her know, I'm sure she will understand.

Spot on. I'd never cheat anyway, but Jesus when a hot French one comes looking for you it's an awful temptation to have.

Funnily enough I left the French one for my wife. They were both casual acquaintances at the same time and I was told to make a decision

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Spot on. I'd never cheat anyway, but Jesus when a hot French one comes looking for you it's an awful temptation to have.

Funnily enough I left the French one for my wife. They were both casual acquaintances at the same time and I was told to make a decision

George Clooney here la.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Your marriage is way more important, just let her know, I'm sure she will understand.

EnnisY has a Venessa Paradis type waving double entendres about munching his pudding around, and you want him to have a nice chat with her?

It's a big spoon the fella needs.. the petit head is firmly in control of the grande head

 

[Yermon]

Spot on. I'd never cheat anyway, but Jesus when a hot French one comes looking for you it's an awful temptation to have.

Funnily enough I left the French one for my wife. They were both casual acquaintances at the same time and I was told to make a decision

Poor jimmy is distraught reading this. You're married and getting unsolicited offers from an ex with an itch that needs scratching and the only ride jimmy's ever likely to get is on a bike on the East Cork Greenway

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

George Clooney here la.

I worked in an Irish pub abroad and in a bar in Cork, when I was in my prime years. I have probably rode over 100 girls.

Those happy days are now gone and I'm in my mid 30s.

 

[Cormac]

I posted on Intagram yesterday that I'm off to Paris. Suddenly my French ex messaged me on Instagram, having not spoken to me in 10 years.

She asks for my number then and starts messaging me on WhatsApp.

Then at 4pm she fucking facetimes me, with a glass of wine in her hand.

Then this morning I wake up to a text from her about how much she's craving Clonakilty black pudding (not a euphemism as far as I can tell).

Then she tells me her marriage isn't great and she's now in an open relationship.

A ride is literally on the table, but I'm married.

A special shout out to Dan who talked me off the ledge yesterday and reminded me that I was married.

There is nothing at all that says two adults can't catch up over an innocent bottle of wine, in Paris, over candlelight, to reminisce about old times, in fact it would be a shame to let such an opportunity slip you by in this short and often fractious life many of us live.

Give her a call, be grand.