Stuff that grinds your gears

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Well the downside to snoozing 11 hours was being awake all night thinking of worst case scenarios.

I stayed in bed late today so am dreading tonight. I won't be able to sleep at all.

I'm coughing so much that I can barely sleep, so I'm trying to take any sleep I can get even if that means having a nap at 3pm and screwing up the next night

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I stayed in bed late today so am dreading tonight. I won't be able to sleep at all.

I'm coughing so much that I can barely sleep, so I'm trying to take any sleep I can get even if that means having a nap at 3pm and screwing up the next night

Aw that's different when you're sick. Your body needs all the rest. Feel better

 

[sigourney's knickers]

All newbies?

I don't mind n00bs. Encourage them and give space.

It's the underage school lads munching the rolls their mammies made for them while hiding in the changing room out on the lang.

The young spoofer on the bike having a loud phone conversation and claiming he has his finger on the pulse when it comes to house prices.

The seriously obese young wans whose daily diet consists of McDonald's with a side of McDonald's.

The latest in smart watches used to smart pay at the vending machines.

I have never seen such well toned thumbs.

All the latest Santy clothing. 5 mins on the weights will do it.

Stuff is going missing.

Flush the fucking toilet and stop pissing on the seats you animals.

Walking on a treadmill.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

.... and.. Why oh why is there a used tampon in the men's urinal.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Sorry I asked now

 

[MrFrisp]

January in the gym.

They'll be gone by March.

 

[MrFrisp]

The seriously obese young wans whose daily diet consists of McDonald's with a side of McDonald's

They are well safe kid.

They drink diet coke.

Offsets all the burgers.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

People doing dry January thinking they have discovered a new life form.

 

[Two Pour Bore]

They are well safe kid.

They drink diet coke.

Offsets all the burgers.

The only people who drink Diet Coke I respect are the women who partied in the 80s while smoking Silk Cut Purple.

Everyone else is a poser.

 

[Crusty Ring]

I don't mind n00bs. Encourage them and give space.

It's the underage school lads munching the rolls their mammies made for them while hiding in the changing room out on the lang.

The young spoofer on the bike having a loud phone conversation and claiming he has his finger on the pulse when it comes to house prices.

The seriously obese young wans whose daily diet consists of McDonald's with a side of McDonald's.

The latest in smart watches used to smart pay at the vending machines.

I have never seen such well toned thumbs.

All the latest Santy clothing. 5 mins on the weights will do it.

Stuff is going missing.

Flush the fucking toilet and stop pissing on the seats you animals.

Walking on a treadmill.

It’s the gangs of young fellas coming in together and 6 of them standing around machines doing the bollax, leaving weights and kettle bells all over the floor

It’s like a fucking youth club!

If they stayed in pairs of 2 and trained away quietly and respected other members I’d have no bothers.

I had to put a few of them in their place on Saturday, also had to remind the gym staff of their obligations to all members