Stuff that grinds your gears

[The High King]

If God wanted me to swim, he would have given me gills.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

If God wanted me to swim, he would have given me gills.

Chatgpt would say we originated from the sea.

Or maybe not.

What does Grok tell us to think?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Chatgpt said if God wanted me to smoke.. I'd have a chimberly on my head.

Yaweh Sabaoth smites AI by feathering it's testicles.

 

[The High King]

Chatgpt would say we originated from the sea.

Or maybe not.

What does Grok tell us to think?

I dont know m8. Unlike you I havent checked or feel a need to check. Maybe computers was a poor career choice for you since its development seems to upset you?
I couldn't give two fucks like.
Im ready to welcome our new Pluribus or whoever overlords.

Just as an aside all life originated from the sea. That info predates any LLM and is not speculative.
I still dont have gills though.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I dont know m8. Unlike you I havent checked or feel a need to check. Maybe computers was a poor career choice for you since its development seems to upset you?
I couldn't give two fucks like.
Im ready to welcome our new Pluribus or whoever overlords.

A qubit.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Ah.

Seed yourself honestly.

Had a brief conversation with young lady pre mass treading swim start.

Ironman Bolton fado fado.

Bobbing about in neoprene and pissing ourselves to keep warm before the off.

In the middle of 2500 people or there abouts.

'Prepared for the swim'?

Oh yes. I can swim 50 lengths.

How long is the pool?

13 metres.

This is a 2.4 mile open water swim with fists, legs and partial drowning moments.

Oh... I should be fine.

Later I heard that racer 252 was pulled out because of a dislocated shoulder.

Never mind yer man that shat himself at the start. He swam back to shore under a thunder of abuse from one of the organizers on a loud speaker.

'You should be ashamed of yourself. Why did you bother getting out of bed this morning'!

TBF they announced it at the start of any race Ive done - if your training has all been in a pool you should not attempt this. They're like 2 different sports, especially if you've been in a 13 m pool talking 2 strokes between each time you push off the wall!

 

[The High King]

A qubit.

A qubit is the fundamental unit of quantum information, a quantum bit that can exist in a state of

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,

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, or a superposition of both simultaneously. Unlike a classical bit, which must be either a 0 or a 1, a qubit's ability to be in a superposition of states allows quantum computers to perform certain calculations exponentially faster than classical computers. Physical realizations of qubits include the spin of an electron, the polarization of a photon, or energy levels in a superconducting circuit.

So I couldn't give a qubit m8.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

A qubit is the fundamental unit of quantum information, a quantum bit that can exist in a state of

|0⟩vertical line 0 close angle bracket
,

|1⟩vertical line 1 close angle bracket
, or a superposition of both simultaneously. Unlike a classical bit, which must be either a 0 or a 1, a qubit's ability to be in a superposition of states allows quantum computers to perform certain calculations exponentially faster than classical computers. Physical realizations of qubits include the spin of an electron, the polarization of a photon, or energy levels in a superconducting circuit.

So I couldn't give a qubit m8.

You won't know that until you observe your stance.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Chatgpt is not your friend.

 

[The High King]

Chatgpt is not your friend.

In this case, talking gibberish on the Internet? It's perfect.

Gibberish is
speech or writing that is nonsensical and lacks meaning. It can refer to a baby's babble, rapid and excited speech that makes no sense, or foreign languages that sound like nonsense to an outsider. It can also refer to written text that is illegible or poorly organized.

Spoken gibberish: This can be a result of nervousness, babbling, or speaking rapidly and excitedly without making sense.
Written gibberish: This is text that is impossible to read or understand.
Figurative gibberish: This term can also be used to describe the content of a piece of writing if it is poorly organized, even if the words themselves are legible.