Stuff that grinds your gears

[sigourney's knickers]

Doing a good turn for a neighbour, She thanks you be inviting you over for dinner , My wife and kids are away,
You get over for dinner to find the husband is there as well,

Did your penguin face due South?

 

[jimmym]

Be glad it was just the husband!
Nothing worse than accepting an invitation like that only to be greeted by 5 other guys and told to "wait in line".
Conversation can be fierce awkward, although to be fair, I did get a good deal on my car insurance thanks to the guy in front of me.
Cheers Frank.

After a while we persuaded herself to go out for a drink with her buddy

 

[Heraldo]

Doing a good turn for a neighbour, She thanks you be inviting you over for dinner , My wife and kids are away,
You get over for dinner to find the husband is there as well,

I have that video

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Day from hell so ordered foodvand the guy wouldn't give me the food till I tipped him. It's my leg I had to drag it in and out. He even told me he had Revolut to get cash! Fucking unbelievable

 

[Debanks]

Politicians saying “we need to” they have had enough time since the foundation of the State to have done so.

 

[jimmym]

Day from hell so ordered foodvand the guy wouldn't give me the food till I tipped him. It's my leg I had to drag it in and out. He even told me he had Revolut to get cash! Fucking unbelievable

Where did you tip him?

 

[Cormac]

After a while we persuaded herself to go out for a drink with her buddy

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Where did you tip him?

I gave him money. The food was cold. He had scary eyes
Correct answer: over the edge

 

[Hallbopping]

Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday…

 

[sigourney's knickers]

It is the genius of the Scratch lyric "He won't stop singing Champagne Supernova"

Everyone has been to a party with a c**t like that.

Complete fart knockers. I could have killed those arseholes.

The older I get the term 'life without parole' becomes less of a deterrent.