Stuff that grinds your gears

[sigourney's knickers]

Raccoon eyes

Still no understandy.

 

[Hallbopping]

Make sure you're eating crisps at the same time

Salt and vinegar naturally.

 

[SoundsAboutRight]

When bands/singers pause to let the crowd sing half the song during a live performance. No one paid their money to listen to Francis from Athy bellow it into their ear. Sing the song or at least make it look like you are!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

When bands/singers pause to let the crowd sing half the song during a live performance. No one paid their money to listen to Francis from Athy bellow it into their ear. Sing the song or at least make it look like you are!

Antsy anticipation wankers that start screaming before the tune begins.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Uh huh.... Shuddup.

 

[jimmym]

Two ads that are getting on my nerves recently

The first one is the Laya health care ad. Guy in a doctors office just about to get the results of a scan, starts remembering important life events, which makes you think this is a cancer diagnosis about to drop or not.

Then it cuts back to the diagnosis and it's for a sprained ankle or something else completely minor

Now, that fucking Aldi ad. Stuck at the side of the road, broken down laughing about it, because they have some fucking chicken rolls from Aldi.

Yeah sound.

But then it gets to the dad, who is presented as a complete moron and one who is happy to be so. Has anyone else noticed it's always the man who is the clown in these ads. Dad forgot to put petrol in the car because he's dumb.

Dad regularly forgets to put petrol in the car because he's dumb.

Imagine if an ad came out about Mam being a clueless idiot who regularly forgets to put petrol in the car.....

Rant over

Lidl should respond with an ad where the family hosting the party high 5 each other after getting the call from the other crowd saying they can't make it,

 

[Hallbopping]

Lidl should respond with an ad where the family hosting the party high 5 each other after getting the call from the other crowd saying they can't make it,

That is genius Jimmy.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Lidl should respond with an ad where the family hosting the party high 5 each other after getting the call from the other crowd saying they can't make it,

Is JYSK a pain point?

 

[Meridian]

Lidl should respond with an ad where the family hosting the party high 5 each other after getting the call from the other crowd saying they can't make it,

On the ball, then bitching about them and their smart arse kids.

 

[jimmym]

On the ball, then bitching about them and their smart arse kids.

Picture them telling the other guests that that family can't make it, everyone breathes a sigh of relief, The men say to each other your wan is fairly fit but a right head wreck,