Stuff that grinds your gears

[thegillabbeygowl]

Feel like absolute shit about myself. Hopefully tomorrow will be better

Some days you’re the seagull soaring high.

Some days you’re the guy walking underneath being shat on by the seagull.

Onwards.

 

[jimmym]

Last Sunday in puic when Hoggie got a special presentation Michael Martin reached out to shake his hand, Hoggy was turning the opposite way and didn't see it, some idiot on twitter claiming Hoggy deliberately snubbed him, He said this is what us corkonians think of Michael Martin, What an idiotic thing to tweet,

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Some days you’re the seagull soaring high.

Some days you’re the guy walking underneath being shat on by the seagull.

Onwards.

You're right. Not every day is going to be magical, sunny and wonderful. Onwards

 

[jimmym]

That aldi ad where the car runs out of petrol, The family are eating a load of grub, Your wan on the phone to someone saying ah there's nothing we can do about it, Himself forgot to put petrol in the car,
She was driving why didn't she put petrol in the car?

 

[Hallbopping]

That aldis ad where the car runs out of petrol, The family are eating a load of grub, Your wan on the phone to someone saying ah there's nothing we can do about it, Himself forgot to put petrol in the car,
She was driving why didn't she put petrol in the car?

There’s a clue in your question Jimmy….

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Someone blocked me on a dating site after changing their location daily and lying on their profile. Would ya be bothered

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Someone blocked me on a dating site after changing their location daily and lying on their profile. Would ya be bothered

Could have been a traveller?

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Could have been a traveller?

Different person

 

[Matlock]

That aldi ad where the car runs out of petrol, The family are eating a load of grub, Your wan on the phone to someone saying ah there's nothing we can do about it, Himself forgot to put petrol in the car,
She was driving why didn't she put petrol in the car?

The joke is that they haven't run out of petrol at all. They just wanted to stuff their faces with all the lovely Aldi food, no?

 

[Hallbopping]

The joke is that they haven't run out of petrol at all. They just wanted to stuff their faces with all the lovely Aldi food, no?

Surely a contradiction in terms?