Sage Advice Your Mother and/or Father Told you

[Lee Bushwacker]

Mother told me to join the Barrs and not B/Town best advice she gave me.

She didn't want you to end up like an egg ie poached!

Ps R&B should be here soon unless he's still in Moks!

 

[King Silkbeard]

The world would be a dull place if we were all the same.

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

If you can’t say something nice about someone, mumble it quietly.

 

[Browser Brody]

My parents always used to ask me when i was young
“If i was happy?”


I”d say “yes”and they’ed reply “well if you’re happy then i’m happy”.

Looking back they put a lot of emphasis on being happy over having possessions or even achievements.

I think this was a good approach and pursuing and achieving happiness has served me very well.

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Life's a bitch and then you die at the end.

 

[Cormac]

"Don't wipe it on the towel"

 

[Happyhonkaman]

My dad when I was coming of age

‘If you’re going to shoot your gun wear a holster’

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

My mother: You’re getting upset?? For a MAN?!?

(After a friend of hers got dumped).

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

My dad when I was coming of age

‘If you’re going to shoot your gun wear a holster’

How did that work out? Besides your planned family, are there any mini mes

 

[gaffer falls]

Dry your hair before you go out or you'll catch your death a cold