Sage Advice Your Mother and/or Father Told you

[Two Pour Bore]

"I live my life in public because I've done nothing wrong."

 

[Yermon]

Find them young, treat them rough, and tell them nothing.....at least I think that's what they said

 

[Chara021]

Live within your means.

 

[Yermon]

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you


Try your best - that's all we can ask of any of ye

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

If you want the bus to get here faster, light a cigarette.

 

[El Guapo]

Live within your means.

Charlie was your Dad? This'll get a few of the soldiers on here hot under the collar.

 

[Bwana_Dik]

Never forget to put it in the turkey stuffing.

 

[fed up]

FedY, you will obey my rules while under my roof.

So I moved out that day, even though I was only 15.

Was never one for ultimatums.

 

[Matlock]

I broke up with a guy I'd been with for a few years when I was about 22. I was somewhat doubting my decision and explained to my dad that I really missed the guy.

His reply

"Shur you'd miss a dog..."

Dead right he was too. Sometimes you just miss someone because you're used to having them around.

( also, my father did not like yer man!)

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Dogs are better than any man because they are loyal and don't hurt you intentionally by leading you on for a year and a half