Safety concern. Be wide of these yokes

[Super Billy Davies]

No lighter the other night so had to use matches. Nearly put the fucking house on fire. Lit a match, next fucking thing the match breaks in half with the lighting end falling to the floor. Lucky escape m8s.

Be wide.

Never use these matches:

 

[Heraldo]

It looks like you met your...













match

(Ah yes, there's the door)

These are the best matches, m8.

 

[Super Billy Davies]

Too ruddy right m8.

Maguire & Paterson. You can't go wrong.

They even give you a nice little quote at the back of the box.

 

[Heraldo]

Too ruddy right m8.

Maguire & Paterson. You can't go wrong.

They even give you a nice little quote at the back of the box.

Yes and also famous landmarks too.
Where did you get those cheap matches anyway?

 

[Super Billy Davies]

Yes and also famous landmarks too.
Where did you get those cheap matches anyway?

Some fucking discount store. :sad:

 

[Heraldo]

Some fucking discount store. :sad:

Eurogiant or one of them?

 

[pubwithnobeer]

No lighter the other night so had to use matches. Nearly put the fucking house on fire. Lit a match, next fucking thing the match breaks in half with the lighting end falling to the floor. Lucky escape m8s.

Be wide.

Never use these matches:

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with matches

What type of flooring have you that makes it so flamable?

 

[collapsedfaceman]

No lighter the other night so had to use matches. Nearly put the fucking house on fire. Lit a match, next fucking thing the match breaks in half with the lighting end falling to the floor. Lucky escape m8s.

Be wide.

Never use these matches:

It's their culture

 

[nr637]

Time to call in the HSE or the EPA to introduce some form of regulation on these products I think!

 

[Meridian]

It's not time to call in anyone,for it is written on the cheap box of matches what they are for.
It says kitchen matches, for burning down kitchens.
The Maguire and Patterson ones are safety matches.
See the difference.