Ryanair,

[PussyinBoots]

Good, this is a great move ;

Ryanair seeks €15k in damages from disruptive passenger

Ryanair has said a civil action filed against a passenger is part of a zero-tolerance policy on unruly behaviour on its aircraft and it warned it will not be the last time it sues somebody for causing disruption.

www.rte.ie

good. Although the passenger is probably some dole head and won't be able to pay.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

One crib I have with Ryanair is that their inflight announcements can be very hard to understand at times. My hearing isn’t the best and to have someone with not great pronunciation of English doing in flight announcements means I rarely hear what they’re saying. Aer Lingus are far better.

Let me enlighten you:

Put on your seatbelt.
There's the exits.
Would you like some shit food that costs stupid money?
Buy this airplane made of plastic in China (at a cost of less than 1c) for €12.
Welcome to an airport 60 miles from the place you're visiting.
Get the f*ck off the plane.

 

[Crankycorner]

Let me enlighten you:

Put on your seatbelt.
There's the exits.
Would you like some shit food that costs stupid money?
Buy this airplane made of plastic in China (at a cost of less than 1c) for €12.
Welcome to an airport 60 miles from the place you're visiting.
Get the f*ck off the plane.

Nailed it. Ryanair are fantastic at making you feel like you have inconvenienced them by flying Ryanair. To be fair if I’m paying €50 for a return flight they can call me a wanker and I’ll put up with it.

 

[Heraldo]

Good, this is a great move ;

Ryanair seeks €15k in damages from disruptive passenger

Ryanair has said a civil action filed against a passenger is part of a zero-tolerance policy on unruly behaviour on its aircraft and it warned it will not be the last time it sues somebody for causing disruption.

www.rte.ie

Great news
Hope they get every cent from the scrote

 

[Meridian]

Ryanair take on non-binary passenger in court

A non-binary passenger is suing Ryanair for €5,000 in damages because the airline did not provide a gender-neutral title for a flight booking, writes Robert

businessplus.ie

Nice to see some organisation taking on these attention seeking mental cases.

 

[fed up]

Ryanair take on non-binary passenger in court

A non-binary passenger is suing Ryanair for €5,000 in damages because the airline did not provide a gender-neutral title for a flight booking, writes Robert

businessplus.ie

Nice to see some organisation taking on these attention seeking mental cases.

Ryanair should've upped their game and charged him/her double the fare.

 

[DeepThroat]

Nailed it. Ryanair are fantastic at making you feel like you have inconvenienced them by flying Ryanair. To be fair if I’m paying €50 for a return flight they can call me a wanker and I’ll put up with it.

€50....

I fly Ryanair alot (England,Belgium and Germany) and I can only think of 2 times it was over €50 return. (And most times it would have been less than €30 return)

Once for Xmas, and once when I got a flight at 4 hours notice for a death in the family.


You'd get over the being called a wanker slight fairly quickly

 

[mr.selfDestruct]

It's a good job the flights are generally cheap, because going forward I'm going to have to pay in advance for an aisle seat.The leg room on the new 737 max Ryanair planes is horrendous.

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

It's a good job the flights are generally cheap, because going forward I'm going to have to pay in advance for an aisle seat.The leg room on the new 737 max Ryanair planes is horrendous.

I think I've invented a life hack for flying Ryanair.

Step one: Book your cheap flight without any extras.
Step two: Board the plane with a week's work of clothes rammed into the bag you used for 6th year in school. Fastened tight with a bungee cord - the kind you'd use for securing garden furniture.
Step three: As soon as the plane levels out, make your way to one of the toilets BEFORE anyone else gets in there to use one.
Step four: Sit on the jacks, seat in closed position. Take the bungee cord and strap it across your lap and fix the two hooks to any anchoring points.
Step five: Kick back, relax, read, vape, watch Netflix on your phone, ponder life's complexities and enjoy maximum legroom - in the comfort of the all-new Ryanair business class pod.

Noise cancelling headphones may be handy to drown out the sound of people hammering on the door in desperate need of a post-airport bar piss. This is not your problem.

Fly the friendly skies.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Ryanair seats are an awful pain in the arse even on a shortish flight.